Summer of Stern

Well, it's back to work for the Sterns who are the only Hamptonites who are there year-round and have to work because Howard can't afford to take three months off from his stale Sirius satellite radio show.

Howard and Beth work even harder with their summer jobs to make extra dough to fund their cosmetic plastic surgeries and eating copious amounts of radiated fish and ice cream with Howard pretending to have a cancer scare when all he is doing is scaring cancer who allegedly filed a lawsuit because Howard used it in some phony drama in his book of boring interviews nobody wanted to hear or read about in the first place. Gee, is Madonna still alive? YES, and Howard interviewed her! Well, pass the gravy and let's eat this turkey.

Summer is also when Howard has to take a bunch of photos of Beth for his annual issue of Social Life Magazine and he can't afford to hire a real photoshopper and has to do all the work himself at the Stalag Beth B&B and Hostel in the Hamptons. Howard is also a tiresome worker for their selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) to bring in some extra cash.

Summer is when Howard calls all $cience lovers to his Hamptons Hostel and they pretend to adopt cats or give money to BFF when it's just to fool the dumb public into giving those two idiots money to fund their quarterly Botox bump-ups and new flash drives to hold all those useless photos documenting how much Beth has aged in the overly long relationship those two have had. Howard and Beth also entertain their girlfriend Mary McCormack and her entire family shows up in the Hamptons to grift off the Sterns each year around Mary's wedding anniversary and she is another one in the group that's paid to love Beth and Howard allegedly gets a peanut portion of whatever that puffy $cience lover earns. Oh, yeah, the Sterns are busy all summer long with their no-lister friends to earn dough for BFF and get that Hamptons hostel counted as a big business expense. As mentioned before by this blogger, Howard does not let anyone in his stupid inner circle unless they were vetted prior to 2000 with his old crone coop of chickens. Beth was vetted by the best East coast veterinarians and she passed the tests and was ready to be the stablemate for Howard's pony boy Ralph Cirella.

Preview of the coming nightmare in Social Life magazine. 
The neighbors all take off to Europe because they cannot 
stand each Summer of Stern with Howard taking
Beth's stupid picture nonstop.

Howard also sells his name to the "restaurant sightings" press to earn extra money. These restaurant sightings are to trap tourists into hoping they will see that tree monster hobbling in some Hamptons eatery with nuts falling out of his weave while Beth tries not to fall off her enormous shoes playing "model" claiming she tripped on a loose board and threatens to sue the owners if they don't get a free meal with booze and a dessert tray and after dinner cappuccinos with whipped cream. Howard is frequently mentioned in the Hamptons area magazines where these new restaurant owners have no clue about the Stern Curse and that they are the professional closers. No one wants to get STUCK with the STERNS. Remember Kozu? No one does. 

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Each summer, Beth works for the county picking up trash along the shoreline and also works part-time as a security guard, lifeguard, and shark spotter. One year, Beth was credited with rescuing a small boy from drowning in his kiddie pool when his plastic dinosaur attacked him. Way to go Beth. Awesome. She also rescues many bottles of Whiskey from neighboring houses when the owners are in Europe during the summer and Beth is working her summer security job. We hear Howard sometimes sets out a lemonade stand in front of his Hamptons B&B to earn some extra radiated fish money for dinner and sometimes his vetted neighbors actually have relatives visiting from out of the country who rent rooms from the Sterns. Hey, every penny counts, right Howard?

As blogged about and also on the sidebar of this blog, Beth and Howard also worked last summer at the old crone Hamptons biker bar The Stephen Talkhouse with that SiriusXM/Howard Stern Production fundraiser for the Stern's selfie foundation, BFF. The entire world knows that once the Sterns do one thing at a venue or event or for a network, you are STUCK with them forever and you have to shut down and cancel everything and fake your own death to be free from the Sterns. So far, Beth is not on the schedule for another BFF fundraiser this summer at the Talkhouse which will be the first time anyone has gotten free from the Sterns after a one-shot deal. I mean, that is unheard of with the Sterns. One wonders how the Stephen Talkhouse could escape from getting Stuck with the Sterns until infinity. This story is developing.

We'll have to see what gimmick Howard comes up with for Social Life magazine this year since he is running out of ideas because he and Beth do zilch but try to grab money from everyone claiming it's for BFF [with an estimated 99 percent going to overhead called Beth and Howard Stern's pockets]. Last year's Howard Stern issue featured the Hamptons Wildlife Rescue Center and this year I guess it might feature County Worker Beth and all her cleanup activities she does around the Hamptons. Some neighbors were complaining about deer getting into their expensive bushes and trampling flowers, so Beth is on call with her blowhorn to yell at the deer to please evacuate before they are shot dead by a wildlife sniper that, in most states, can legally shoot them on sight within residential areas if they are bothering livestock, although I am not sure what livestock exists in the Hamptons except for Beth O's relatives [are leeches considered livestock? How about pigs? Yeah, probably pigs are].

Christie Brinkley got the coveted July 4 edition of Social Life magazine and Charlotte McKinney gets the regular July edition and Beth is normally always bumped to August. Below, Devorah Rose and Christie Brinkley share a laugh over Beth struggling to get a cover party each year and they love the expression on Howard's face when he has to foot the bill and phone sponsors begging them to kick in a few dollars.

Beth is Warholed
She looks so much better all clowned up.

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