Howard and Beth Stern are the famous "restaurant sightings" couple who have been sighted at various eateries to keep their names in the press without having to show an actual work product since they have nothing to do and nobody is hiring them to do anything save for Beth's same stale TV hosting job once a year for that appalling and bogus animal charity called the American Humane Association (AHA). All Howard ever does is pose in front of a microphone for about 12 days a month reading from a script pre-approved by myriads of lawyers since Howard is now solely responsible for the content of his loser satellite radio show since he got booted to the pay service and owns his two channels and even had to pay to build that useless studio filled with cameras and a stage.
So his corporation will not pay all his fines and penalties should there be any lawsuits filed against him because he offended his listener. But, the Sterns are famous for shutting things down like that Harlow East was forced to shut down because of the Sterns' alleged lawsuit when Beth fell in the restaurant. The eatery was only attracting the loser tourist trade anyway since Beth plugged the restaurant on a few media sites with both of the Sterns having a long history of getting TV shows canceled with one TV show moving back to Los Angeles to avoid the Stern ratings curse.
So his corporation will not pay all his fines and penalties should there be any lawsuits filed against him because he offended his listener. But, the Sterns are famous for shutting things down like that Harlow East was forced to shut down because of the Sterns' alleged lawsuit when Beth fell in the restaurant. The eatery was only attracting the loser tourist trade anyway since Beth plugged the restaurant on a few media sites with both of the Sterns having a long history of getting TV shows canceled with one TV show moving back to Los Angeles to avoid the Stern ratings curse.
The popular celebrity eatery Nick & Toni's in the Hamptons who shuns the tourist trade and wants no publicity from D-listers who try and crowd into the best tables, always stuff the Sterns at a table in an obscure corner and most of the time they are stuck on the patio with the smokers as far away from the front entrance and from the best tables in the main dining areas.
Now the Sterns are promoting the new restaurant Kozu in the Hamptons as we wonder if it will last past this summer season. We can't wait for that sign to be posted on the door that says "closed permanently due to the Stern curse".
Howard Stern is always out of ideas to plug his mare and just normally recycles stale photos sitting on his iPhone using that same doorway at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons as a background. Beth doesn't have anything to do in between shilling for her own bogus foundation that's supposed to be raising dough for a cat adoption center at the North Shore Animal League that never breaks ground and hires herself out to shill for the AHA since any D-List nobody can horn into any bogus charity for some publicity. Lately, Beth has been completely invisible and missed a ton of events in the Hamptons especially this year, all the usual stuff like Super Saturday, the Bow Wow Meow Ball, Apollo in the Hamptons, all that stuff. This year Howard even ditched Beth's loser Social Life magazine cover party where zero notables showed up as well as zero photos have been uploaded to the standard media sites or to those online tabloids. I guess Howard got tired of paying for that shit that results in nothing. He keeps getting stuck with his pariah and has to keep fishing for suckers to pay her to attend some event in exchange for Howard plugging the event on the air to his satellite radio listener.
We keep waiting for another bulletin about Florida's power couple who overpaid for a white elephant estate [don't look in the basement with the fully equipped medical suite] in 2013 and have been invited to zero socially important events with Beth only getting old Lady Lois Pope as a beer buddy who lets Beth host her bogus AHA Hero Dog Awards show in Los Angeles, an award show sponsored by Pope's selfie foundation. Pope's lair is based in Florida and she supports that AHA and does various useless animal charity events around Florida. Beth has failed so far to get any feature cover story on any Florida lifestyle magazines - this shitty magazine below is provided free to subscribers of the Sun-Sentinel newspaper in Florida.
Now the Sterns are promoting the new restaurant Kozu in the Hamptons as we wonder if it will last past this summer season. We can't wait for that sign to be posted on the door that says "closed permanently due to the Stern curse".
Howard Stern is always out of ideas to plug his mare and just normally recycles stale photos sitting on his iPhone using that same doorway at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons as a background. Beth doesn't have anything to do in between shilling for her own bogus foundation that's supposed to be raising dough for a cat adoption center at the North Shore Animal League that never breaks ground and hires herself out to shill for the AHA since any D-List nobody can horn into any bogus charity for some publicity. Lately, Beth has been completely invisible and missed a ton of events in the Hamptons especially this year, all the usual stuff like Super Saturday, the Bow Wow Meow Ball, Apollo in the Hamptons, all that stuff. This year Howard even ditched Beth's loser Social Life magazine cover party where zero notables showed up as well as zero photos have been uploaded to the standard media sites or to those online tabloids. I guess Howard got tired of paying for that shit that results in nothing. He keeps getting stuck with his pariah and has to keep fishing for suckers to pay her to attend some event in exchange for Howard plugging the event on the air to his satellite radio listener.We keep waiting for another bulletin about Florida's power couple who overpaid for a white elephant estate [don't look in the basement with the fully equipped medical suite] in 2013 and have been invited to zero socially important events with Beth only getting old Lady Lois Pope as a beer buddy who lets Beth host her bogus AHA Hero Dog Awards show in Los Angeles, an award show sponsored by Pope's selfie foundation. Pope's lair is based in Florida and she supports that AHA and does various useless animal charity events around Florida. Beth has failed so far to get any feature cover story on any Florida lifestyle magazines - this shitty magazine below is provided free to subscribers of the Sun-Sentinel newspaper in Florida.
Howard loves impressing his fan with these fake photos of his wife who has deemed herself a model when all she is doing is providing hilarity for the neighbors who are upstairs with the binoculars saying that old fart Stern is at it again photographing that monster he married. I mean, posing for a photo for a magazine you paid to be in, does not a model make.
Fasten your seat belts, more riveting action from the Stern world as we get a hand selfie from old man Stern who has to cover up and hide his plastic surgery and weavie monster sitting on his head from prying eyes and from sunlight.
Fasten your seat belts, more riveting action from the Stern world as we get a hand selfie from old man Stern who has to cover up and hide his plastic surgery and weavie monster sitting on his head from prying eyes and from sunlight.
Is Beth planning another Botox bump up in Florida this week?
I guess we'll have to watch what happens.
#hamptons #socialdrunk #eaterykillers
#sternspayforpublicity #floridapuddlejumpers
#harlow
#sternspayforpublicity #floridapuddlejumpers
#harlow
Re the old photos of Beth in the Florida newspaper insert, maybe Beth straps that Hamptons door to her back and takes it with her wherever she goes. She does have a body you would want to blend into the woodwork.
ReplyDelete