On Monday's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard is still reeling over the fact he is a giant ignored pariah by Donald Trump since he got into the White House with a wife who looks like a Bond Girl while Howard sits and stews over Sirius acquiring that loser Pandora music company while a bunch of freeloaders crowded into the Apollo Theater in NY Monday night to hear a free concert by Lady Gaga who is more locked and loaded than any G.I.
Howard Stern had the nerve to again try and pander to POTUS to quit being super globally famous and get back on the Stern radio show rating women since Howard is a sexist ass who dresses up in women's clothing because he is jealous of the female species on this planet. He should try planet Transsexual in Transylvania to feel like he belongs and is at home with his own kind.
According to loser Stern, Donald Trump should give up the Presidency and come back on Howard's show and rate women in an excerpt from Monday's stale Stern satellite radio show, June 24, 2019:
Howard talked about Trump tweeting that we (the military) was "cocked and loaded" to strike Iran when the correct term is "locked and loaded." Comments by this blogger appear in blue color font.
Howard Stern: "Here was a guy who was an expert at rating women on my studio couch."
Robin Quivers: "That he seemed to be an expert at -- yes."
Howard Stern: "It might start World War III but why not just come back here and rate women on the couch? I'll bring in a whole slew of hot chicks. He'll be happy, we'll be happy, and everyone will go home."
Robin Quivers: "And there was a lot of fallout when he did that but not this much."
Howard Stern: "'Cocked and loaded'? I mean, come on. Rating women, he was so good at it. I mean, there is no better person at it than Donald Trump. ... Sometimes I'd be like kind of like staggered by pussy I'd be like you know I'm a heterosexual guy I'd be like 'She's a 10.' And he goes 'No, get your fucking head together. That girl's a six' and he was right."
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| Miss America is the straightest man in radio. |
Robin Quivers: "Nobody's a 6, nobody's a 10." -- Ms. PC Token who worships misogynist Stern
Howard Stern: "Here's the weirdest thing and it's not a joke, 'Cocked and Loaded' is the title of a gay porn on Porn Hub."
Robin Quivers: "Maybe that's what he had just been doing."
Howard Stern: "Yeah, maybe, I don't know."
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The 89 year old Joe Namath was Stern's guest on Monday and he is doing the old man commercials for final expenses insurance and retirement homes and plugging his loser book that maybe one of his fans who is still alive might read.
Of course Miss Do-Nothing Ostrosky was hogging a red carpet tonight for the Sirius/Pandora Gaga Concert co-produced by Howard Stern Productions that is scheduled to air on Howard 101. Oh joy. Howard's fan is already getting his popcorn popped in his microwave oven in Antici----PATION of the event for shut-ins waiting for God. It looks like Beth forgot to glue a second wig layer on that enormous head of hers and her silicone breast pump deflated.
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| Charlie Chaplin and Liberace showed up for the Lady Gaga concert. |
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| Nobody knows why the Jewish Druids were there. Hey, Cate, you're not a Dame. |
Howard normally takes a ton of time off during the summer because he's got to haul ass and organize fundraisers for their foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), and get hopping on that Hamptons Hostel to get some D-list $cience lovers desperate for attention to show up and drop a fist full of dollars in the BFF donation dish by the front door. Howard also runs and hides from Simon Cowell's summer hit show "America's Got Talent" since Howard can't take it that he got shot back to a radio dial and television took out a restraining order on his ass and that wig he married who kept hogging a red carpet and had no reason to be there. She isn't famous for anything but whatever rents space on her Botox head.
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| One of Beth's early modeling photos. |
Gosh, we can't wait for Beth Tuesday and hear how everyone and their grandma hit on Beth at the Lady Gaga concert Monday night. Keep it up, Howard, Beth may become a star after all is said and done. We know she is already model famous in 80 countries like Africa, Greece, Italy, Germany, Atlantis, Lemuria, Botoxswana, and Candyland.
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