Beth Bombshell is a Bust

So hilarious how Howard Stern no longer takes Beth's photo anymore, I mean, he even said it on his rarely live stale satellite radio show that he is practically forced to take her picture. As this blogger has already reported many times before, Howard takes over one issue of Social Life magazine each year and it will never cease unless Social Life fakes their own death and hides in a Beth Bomb Shelter to be free of the Hamptons plague. And what is new for this year, is that Beth has reached a new peak in failures by so far, not even getting into the editorial pages of Hamptons Magazine, the premiere magazine featuring all the top events and she obviously failed at getting a cover feature for seven years and counting.

Well, also as stated by this blogger, any photos of Beth are taken by Beth with her little sad pink phone on a tripod as we find Beth today, August 5, 2018, actually posting a photo of herself pretending it's current when the photo is from a photoshoot that's five years old. Beth is just too bottom heavy and misshapen to be photographed anymore. It's call being OLD and saggy especially for Beth who has done zero her entire life and her body shows it. All of the "photos by Howard" are rehashed from years ago sitting on Howard and Beth's iPhones that have never seen the light of day, but are inserted in online magazines or anywhere Howard can shop them around to get Beth some publicity for her foundation where she grabs dough and passes off a peanut portion to the charity that pays her to promote them, the North Shore Animal League.

But all of the photos of Beth are from the same group of stale "photo shoots" since Howard has to play photographer because he can't afford a professional photographer and Beth has to play model all day long and if she doesn't get her way she goes on the warpath and starts roasting cats over an open flame. However, as also already blogged about, things have changed this year for Howard, with Beth tromping into NY with Howard on a Sunday and sitting there in the corporate apartments pretending they live together. But this week may be different depending on whatever time warp Beth lives in as she claims on her IG show that her family is there with her so they can obviously be her babysitters since Howard is rarely there anymore. He just posts some old bullshit headless photos of himself or poses for newspaper selfies and pretends he goes to his Hamptons tacky furniture patio and sits on his free Cushion Source cushions to read and then skates back to NY. All nonsense while he does audio voice-over work on a bunch of those IG photos and selfies to use as audition tapes to send to his agent who badgers Hollywood to get Howard a job in some animated film or wherever a voice-over stooge is needed. So far, Stern has failed at getting any type of work in the Hollywood film industry [obviously, save for that self-produced and self-financed film debacle based on his boring life story that is enmeshed with fairy tales called "Private Parts"].

Beth posted this photo today palming it off as current. It's five years old:

In other hilarious news, Howard and Beth Stern shut down another Hamptons eatery called Kozu, just by their mere presence and horning in on a restaurant sighting item since this is just about all Howard and Beth can expect in the way of publicity. Just bullshit restaurant sightings. This restaurant was shut down in August 2017 for the season in Southampton and never reopened. We remember Harlow in the Hamptons shut down after Beth came flying out of the ladies' room head first and landing in the ER as she documented on her social media sites. The Notars, who owned the place, have not been seen with the Sterns ever since due to an alleged lawsuit.

I love to give Beth Fans a peak inside Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Beth has a lovely photo from her second wedding ceremony to Howard in a bar in NYC. I guess old whorebits are hard to break. Hey, the girl likes to drink, no judgment here, as she hopes an EBBY or a GRETS can pork out a kid for the Sterns who are allegedly in desperate need of a secret surrogate that won't go running to their lawyers to up the ante post-natal or go running to the tabs or anywhere else for that matter. I hear that allegedly that basement cosmetic surgery center at Stalag Beth in Florida is shaping up nicely to be a receiving center equipped with all the latest prenatal/postnatal photoshopping devices.

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