Tommy Strikes Back

An unidentified woman walks the red
carpet with Michael Cerveris, 6-27-18.

After like 25 years, Beth Ostrosky Stern's brief alleged boyfriend who played Tommy in The Who's Tommy [1993] on Broadway finally gets another girlfriend [at least we think it's his girlfriend] and we see Tommy has a type. He seems to love horses. Just when everyone thought no one could compare to Beth, Tommy brings another filly into the winner's circle and she's much younger than Beth.

Interesting how Beth drops out of college and heads to New York to live in an apartment shared by stage actors, one being Michael Cerveris. She would disappear in 1994 and then headed to Europe for modeling jobs.

Ref: BFP 7-14-14.

Beth O knew Cerveris during his Tommy and Titanic Broadway days but allegedly already met Howard Stern early 1990s. She eventually moved in with Howard in his NYC bachelor pad that he bought while still married to his wife Alison. Beth was vetted prior to 2000 and was allowed into Howard's private parts. No one prior to 2000 is allowed near the Stern pantry, let alone into the deli section.  

Michael Cerveris is a multiple Tony award winning singer and actor and was in town on June 27, 2018, to promote a film with Michael Douglas, the aged celeb who cheated on all his wives just when he said years ago to his famous daddy Kirk, that he would never get divorced like he did and destroy the family unit. Ha. Michael's oldest kid from the wife he divorced can't stay out of prison and his younger kids with Miss CBE Catherine look to be special ed [ha, she didn't rank as a Dame like this blogger but is beneath Knighthood/Damehood and can only put those sad CBE initials after her name if she wants to].

Cerveris and Douglas attended a Cinema Society screening in NY of their Marvel Comics film "Ant-Man and The Wasp". Gee, can't wait to not see this. I guess Beth still can't get within 20 yards of her old boyfriend. She could have shared some carrots with his guest at the after party.

Geez what happened to Dan Abrams?
Does he have aging disease since
dealing with the Sterns? Where
is my TV show GOSSIP COP you bastard???
Yeah, we know what he's dealing with.

Beth's been having a hard time what with summer here since she might be infanticipatin' sometime soon. We went through this drama last summer in the Hamptons when Beth appeared pregnant and avoided alcohol in public as seen in several photos and reported exclusively by this blogger only to be disappointed with summer's end and Howard's end who stares at Beth's end and sees lumps in her butt when he paid thousands of dollars to have those lipids removed. 

Oh well, we can only hope for a little Howie or Bethie to liven up their dull dreary lives and their beyond dull careers as they continue to stalk fame since they are so desperate and will never give up the ghost. It's hard coming up with a fake kid too since the tabloids are on to this game of celebs pretending to be pregnant. So Beth will have to dig around the yard and find some seeds to plant into another woman with bucked horse teeth and an irritating personality with a male donor who has a glued-on fright weave so they can pass it off as their biological kid. Quite a tall order, even with Beth's giant heels.

Howard likes to brag on his rarely live satellite radio show how he doesn't need that job yet he can't quit until all the numbers line up, ya' know? As already blogged about, we find that recently, Howard was forced to add about 2 hrs per week to his show to avoid another pay cut and keep his numerology mandated vacation days each year. He made this obvious within the last few months after all those meetings with Monster Malone and Oscar Meyer Weiner where they hit Howard with a bombshell, work more hours or forget all your selfie photography vacations devoted to making Beth famous. 

We know Sirius is in a hole with that Stern show and refuse to admit it what with losing that major star Oprah Winfrey who was called to Hollywood to act and to produce various film projects having received Academy awards and numerous accolades while Howard sits on his duff wondering what happened to his life once the first wife took almost everything leaving him with Beth, Mary and Robin to stare at until infinity. 

Buit there is always room in outer space for more channels on that fledgling satellite radio company as they beg for more stars and musical talent to have a channel and do a podcast or whatever to bring in advertisers other than Gourmet Garage that Howard plugged awhile back. I mean come on, a couple of jerks come up with a store filled with fresh slaughtered chunks of animals and Howard had the nerve to plug it on his radio show. Mr & Mrs Almost Vegan are almost giant liars.

But Howard needs time off around July 4 because that's his huge Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) foundation fundraiser called "Hamptons Hellfest". Not only is Mary McCormack a regular fixture, but we've got that facelifted Christa Miller on board and other no-listers Howard can coerce into coming for a "free" vacation, then he hits you up for donations to the Beth Fund, I mean, BFF foundation, so everyone will finance that bullshit cat foster room except Howard and Beth. They also need content for that IG show Beth puts on every day where she teaches kittens to scratch your face and head and generally run amok having no sense they will mostly be indoor cats who will destroy your furniture and curtains since that's what they learned inside Beth's foster rooms in the Hamptons and in her corporate apt in NY where Beth teaches them to destroy purses and shoes.

Howard's name is Mudd in real life as Trekkies understand what it's like for a guy to deal with their reality wife when he has delusions of models waiting in line only to end up with the short end of the O Family stick.

To this day, Howard has never broken free from these three leeches.

Much to Howard's dismay, NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) is still a ratings hit and dominates Tuesdays while Howard dominates nothing but ordering radiated fish from Nobu each week. According to Variety, AGT had 11.1 million viewers while the FOX network with Andy Cohen and his loser show "Love Connection" managed 1.6 million viewers which was up slightly since it normally only gets about 1 million viewers.

In marketing and advertising news, it seems Andy Spade is never one to miss an opportunity to market a new idea. What with the outrageous sales that have been going on since the death of Kate Spade, anything and everything marked "kate spade" is selling out in record time. So, Andy thought of this brilliant idea for urn trends. Some are saying Andy has sprung a leak in his basement but "Renfield" is busy snatching at flies in the air wondering what to do with himself since Kate bought the farm. Oh, has Bea been sighted yet buzzing around any bushes lately? Didn't think so. Maybe someone should ask Andy if the Bea has been near his hive lately or is off to see the wizard.

#dawgshed #howardlovesdawg #michaelcerveris #titanic

#bethlovessfn #howardwon #tommy #alison #beth #robin

#katespade  #spade #howardstern #bethstern #stern  #nsal  #siriusxm

#broadway  #cinemasociety #AGT  #heidi #andyspade

Boobs Strike Back

In a startling turn of clothing events, on June 23, 2018, Beth Ostrosky Stern proves she is not afraid to bare her chest at a public event as she seems to respond directly to a commenter on this blog site from the last blog entry, where I compared Beth's dress with the original version from two years ago worn by a rich old lady [ref: Beth Fan Page, June 21, 2018, "Knock-Offs"] who wore the original dress without straps or sleeves.

Obviously, Beth got ticked off by comments to this blog that always call out her body bullshit where once Howard and Beth Stern both denied she had breast implants which was a farce. I suppose Howard can ask public personalities tons of personal body questions but Beth Butthead is off limits since she is the wife of Howard Stern and it isn't fair she gets attacked even though she's done nothing but push her face into the public arena nonstop and yet expects zero reality-based comments.

Beth is a known Hamptons hot potato who doesn't like it that her body is starting to morph into a lumpy mess that she can hardly control at her age, what with the big 5-0 coming up just around the next bend.

One Boob McGee strikes back with an almost topless number that grossed out onlookers at that same dull annual event Beth haunts every year to benefit the Wildlife Rescue Center in the Hamptons where they drag your expensive properties with a bulldozer and net and dump the surviving animals at the wildlife center before they can be relocated to a poor section of shrubs with the dead animals dumped in a landfill.

6-23-18, Evelyn Alexander Get Wild event, Southampton.
Beth looked like an old hag in her old worn out wedding dress.

Here's the real thing. Notice Beth could not stuff her big body into the original dress and wear it the way it's supposed to be worn.

I personally like this variation that Steven Tyler wore:

Beth uploaded a bunch of photos on her Real Housewife of Instagram show on Sunday and God knows when they were actually taken. She's got these feral felines on a conveyor belt and shuffles them around so much who knows what actually happens to them while these doofus assholes refuse to adopt animals from county animal shelters who are sitting on death row but want a photo with Martian Head Beth with the world's biggest head and the tiniest peanut brain inside that eggshell.

What happened to the personal drop-off limo service to

Beth's cat adoptees??? 

Oh, Howard couldn't be bothered this time. He wanted Beth to do this all at once so they could get back to NYC so Howard can prepare to read his lawyer-approved radio show scripts for the week. Gee, is Howard still taping that dull radio show in 12 hours straight? Oh right, he was forced to add more time to his show or get his numerology vacation days cut, so I guess he has to sit for about 14 hours per week taping his satellite radio show. It's so much FUN to deal with a scared clown afraid of numbers and lives by them even though his own personal numbers are starting to be counted backwards.

Andy Spade finally put his deceased wife in a giant white urn and buried her last week [June 21] in her hometown with her dad dying just days before her funeral and couldn't make it. Gee, wonder if anyone has seen Bea Spade their daughter recently? Uh, no. We wonder why the little tyke has not been seen publicly for months prior to mommy's selfie scarf suicide what with mom leaving a LETTER to the daughter yet as reported on this blog, only a few words were revealed with cops saying it was a letter, not a suicide note. Oh yeah, rumors are swirling about the real whereabouts of daughter Bea as one wonders if she was really in school the day Daddy went looking for her with a police escort the day mom was found with her neck in a scarlet noose.

We are coming up on July 4th very soon just around the time Mary McCormack horns in on the Hamptons Harridan to spongebob off Howard for a week or so. We found out last year in an interview with Andy Cohen on Radio Andy, that Mary has her annual visit with the Sterns in the Hamptons and crowds in with her whole family and has done this for many years. Something Howard keeps quiet as Mary holds a lot of secrets when she was the only one invited to Cannes to plug their little mud puddle "Private Parts" and Howard's wife and kids were MIA. Yes, Mary thought she would be wife number two when all she turned out to be was a turd on Howard's Hamptons lawn no one can scrape off. As already blogged about, Mary recently showed up at the Florida Fortress that has yet failed to get a corporate sponsor and now Beth is worried her little Mary invasion will be a permanent gig just like in the Hamptons. Well, Mary the Spy has her own agenda and so does Howard. Mary rarely shows up on Beth's IG show so when she does, you know shit is going down. Oh, too bad about Mary's husband's dumb sports car. Ha Ha ha. I hear it got a little overheated in the LA Heat.

Where are the Pride Partners Beth and Howard Stern?? 

All talk, no action.

6-24-18, Heidi Klum is an active participant in many causes and
walked in the NYC Pride March.

#dawgshed  #dawg
#howardlovesdawg  #bethwishesSFNwereback
#bethneedsanewteamleaderinherhamptonshellhole
#andyspade  #spade  #katespade
#hamptons  #nsal  #bff

Knock-Offs

Another public figure knocks themselves off, this time a publicist and brand expert named Jeanine Pepler who according to the NY Post Page Six, offed herself in her home in Sag Harbor by hanging herself on Sunday night, June 17, which was Father's Day. 

Howard was in NYC all last week and for Father's Day weekend having skipped his regular Hamptons hangover with Beth the Hamptons Harridan who was supervising the Maria Menounos Social Life magazine cover party on June 16. 

Pepler represented a bunch of people including the authors Candace Bushnell and Jay McInerney [who she dated before he landed Miss Moneybags Heiress Anne Hearst]. Below is supposedly her death house yet it was offered for rent beginning this month for $12,000 with increasing amounts throughout the summer in Sag Harbor. Geez, wouldn't it be funny if her applicants were Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain? Not a good sign. 

We know the Sterns knew Pepler since they are a fixture in Sag Harbor and corner publicists for freebies and during the summer haunt eateries and events when Beth horns in on a clothing store opening and likes to top off the evening by sliding across the hard wood floors at a Hamptons eatery and landing in the ER. Pepler was born and educated in South Africa just where Beth claimed to have been a big time model! Geez, she must have remembered Beth from South Africa, right?

Remember to live in the moment and that life is beautiful when
you decide to kill yourself. Gee, I guess this cornball wisdom
means zilch and helps no one.

Jeanine attended the Evelyn Alexander "Get Wild" wildlife rescue benefit with Beth in 2014. Beth normally shows up to this annual event since she and Howard have to donate money to the wildlife rescue groups or they can forget about those sea turtles getting removed from their property or getting rid of those pesky deer that destroy those expensive shrubs.

Beth loves to order clothes from past seasons from Net-a-Knock-Off and this time it was that daisy dress that was a rehash from an original design a few years ago. Beth wore it to that same ol' event she does every year for the North Shore Animal League, the Lewyt Luncheon, yet this year Beth added a new feature where she had a Q&A session with herself during the luncheon. The original version of the dress was worn at a book party for Jay McInerney by a richie rich old woman named Erica Karsch. She's the co-founder of Juice Press with her richie rich old husband in the sneakers and looks like a prop irritant who dresses a bit like Andy Spade.

So much for the power of SiriusXM. The SiriusXM star of Radio Andy, Andy Cohen, and his boring game show "Love Connection" on FOX managed 1.9 million viewers on Tuesday with NBC winning the night as usual with its superstar Simon Cowell at the helm of "America's Got Talent" with 11.7 million viewers.

Katie Lee's Kitchen is scaring everyone on IG as Howard Stern worries about how to keep his stories straight when both he and Beth are in NYC yet have to text each other instead of just walking into the next room and talk together and it gets worse when Howard can't say a word when Beth is either in Pittsburgh, the Hamptons, or when she bolts to her Botoxology Blowup Basement in Florida every three months or so. It's a schedule the old man with a walking stick can hardly handle. And to think Beth says they still go on "runs" together, right, straight to the bathroom after a visit to Katie Lee's kitchen. That's all the running those Sterns are doing.

#dawgshed  #dawg
#howardlovesdawgs
#stutteringjohn  #agt  #nbc
#fox  #radioandy  #bethstern
#betho  #bethostroskystern
#bethwasinpittsburghandhowardidntnotice
#floridafortressshutdownfor48weeksayear
#katielee

Sue Mengers Beth

6-16-18, Beth hosts a loser cover party
for Maria. Is that Howard to the right waiting
for his free eats?

The stunningly short and ugly Maria Menounos gets to hog a cover of the subcategory of lifestyle magazines called "Social Life" where Howard Stern purchases and produces one issue each summer for his wide bodied 159 lb model from nowhere, his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern. 

So evidently "Sue Mengers Beth" gets to pimp her ward while Howard allegedly got the gnat a job at Sirius on the Stars channel a few years ago or more, and she had to quit for awhile since her head exploded and she married her hubby with the awesome $cientology hair system. You know those $cientologists love Howard and vice versa. So hilarious that Maria showed up with her husband and Big Beth but no party guests have shown up yet in publicity photos, with what looks like Howard in old man worn shoes and dirty pants waiting for his fish and pasta at a table with a bunch of Maria's June issue of Social Life magazine strewn about outside of what looks like an empty Southamptons mansion to have the no-lister cover party.

What is going on with Beth's left breast?  As exclusively reported by this blogger, since about December 2016 Miss Beth's breast has been MIA and Howard Stern can't seem to track down the little monster even though he's got his PIs looking for it nonstop and circulating a silicone breast implant mug shot to track down the little sucker.

Got Flab?? Beth decides to show off her huge wide flabby body to
her fan at the Social Life cover party.

Miss Funky Monkey with her super agent Beth

hiding behind those glasses to hide her plastic

surgery from the sun:

Beth hams it up at this Social Life magazine cover
party event when she was too jealous to show up to Katie Lee's
Hamptons Magazine cover party last summer because loser
Beth has not scored a Hamptons Magazine cover feature since 2011.

After 15 years, Beth suddenly decides to remember her dad's name is Robert Ostrosky, notice no DDS is after his name since he was forced to surrender his dental license to state authorities for insurance fraud [yes, it's public information] and thanks her dad, her husband, and Yoda [her CAT] for being dads??? And everyone doesn't think this girl has both oars in the water when her brain has sunk to the bottom of the pond.

#dawgshed #howardlovesdawg

#bethostroskystern #mariamenounos

#sociallifemagazine   #sociallife

#hamptons #nsal

Who's The Boss

John Travolta's big movie will be released in theaters on June 15, and he's hoping this will be his "Godfather". People are buzzing that he is putting on his best Brando/Pacino/DeNiro impersonation for this biopic and hoping for an Oscar nod although the films released in the Fall are the ones most likely to receive nominations in the major Academy Award categories. 

The movie was scheduled for release last December to the video on demand market but had distribution problems aside from many production delays years prior, and the producers wanted a full theatrical release. It debuted at the Cannes film festival last May to mixed reviews, one being that it was dull. Travolta's whole family managed to make it to Cannes unlike Howard Stern when he debuted his straight to bomb film "Private Parts" where only a few topless models appeared along with Howard never leaving the side of his on and off screen galpal Mary McCormack with Alison Stern nowhere in sight even though she made a brief appearance in the film. Alison failed to score an invitation to Cannes but Howard and Mary were sure sighted everywhere which fueled rumors Howard had already broken up with his wife with the divorce becoming final in 1999.

Travolta's daughter is also in the new Gotti film and the whole family was at Cannes where Travolta was honored with the Inaugural Variety Cinema Icon Award.

May 2018, the Travolta family attended the screening of "Solo: A Star Wars Story". They
also attended a special screening of John's iconic film "Grease" and
the family, sans their young son, attended the screening of "Gotti".

The Gotti film looks like a Scarface wannabe shoot 'em up with unintentional comic relief coming from Travolta's real life wife Kelly Preston who plays John Gotti's wife. Kelly puts on a performance that is fit for a skit from Saturday Night Live as she proves she's not ready for prime time and not ready to tackle a big dramatic screen role. Go back to Spellbinder toots. Your coven is waiting.

Is that L. Ron or Travolta under that awesome $cientology hairpiece? Travolta does appear
almost bald when he portrays Gotti in prison. I bet Howard Stern will give this science project
rave reviews as the $cientologists have always supported the Stern show even when he came under
fire for allowing Leah Remininini on his show trashing Xenu. Howard has been trying to get back
in their good graces yet it hasn't amounted to them supporting his bid
for another TV series. Howard has to pay his dues first if he wants back on TV.

Hey, Dame Beth-Man is no stranger to the wiseguys. She's got a Bonanno covered in chocolate sauce waiting for her back home. But I can't say I am all that thrilled with this Gotti film. I hated the Godfather but really, have never seen the entire movie or any of the subsequent films. Not interested, ya know? It's not the real thing. I realize the Gotti story is supposedly the real thing but not sure Travolta was the right choice. He is more of a parody actor and can be very funny. Who can forget him as Barbra Streisand on Saturday Night Live? That was awesome.

But these other mobster films are just something that nerd boys like Howard Stern like to watch since they press their faces on the glass of those goodfellas eateries near Katie Lee's kitchen wishing he were a part of the Sicilian clan, wishing he was a part of the whole scene but Howard is their Nancy Boy who is afraid of his own dark shadow and is a member of the Sissy Clan. Sissy that Walk Howard!! Poor guy, he couldn't even get invited to Singapore to split an eggroll with the dictator of North Korea. Oh, we remember the bomb movie "The Interview" when Howard played his part in that farce that Kim Jong-un actually cared about that dumb obscure film that needed the publicity and Howard was the big mouth to provide it resulting in him being called an IDIOT by the NY Daily News with only his paid fan Mariann From Brooklyn writing an angry letter to the Daily News wanting a retraction for that statement, which they ignored. Oh yeah, I blogged about Howard being called an idiot at the time and Howard is still parading around like an idiot with no point. Even his square head has no point and he tries to shape his weave into a pyramid to hide his square pants head.

6-12-18, Stuttering John [left] at the
festivities honoring John Travolta.
in Brooklyn.

Stuttering John Melendez [former Stern staffer and Jay Leno's Tonight Show announcer] had stated on a recent podcast he would be in New York this week for the premiere of the Gotti film and he was on hand when Brooklyn honored Travolta with a lifetime achievement award at Lenny's Pizza. Yes, you read that right. 

Stuttering John also revealed via the Stern Fan message board Dawgshed.com, that Jay Leno wrote the foreword to his upcoming book. Everyone knows Howard is crying to his therapist about what could be in this book that Stuttering John would say about him. As already reported on this blog [June 1, 2018], Stern comes across in the book as a mean, stingy, and megalomaniacal boss. No wonder Howard is having a selfie meltdown and Beth has to pretend her former paid worshipper doesn't exist anymore. All Beth's got now is the paid town crier Mariann From Brooklyn to shovel her horseshit.

The Gotti film premiere was tonight, June 14, as we don't seem to see Howard or Beth Stern in attendance. Gee, I guess they should have begged Stuttering John for some freebie tix to the event. 

Weirdo update: Andy revealed a couple of years ago via an Instagram photo we think was his wife Kate wearing a big giant red satin body scarf or red satin body bag. Could it be the artist's rendering of the suicide scene on this blog site was accurate about how she killed herself? Could be.

6-14-18

Town Hall Snub News: Howard Stern was snubbed again to host a SiriusXM Town Hall and this time it was for "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" with Bryce Taylor Howard Marionette Head and Chris Pratt. Bryce has done a whole layout in the past for Kate Spade products and you can see that fat nose at the end that needs fixing. I mean, she fixed half her nose why not finish the job?







Super AGT News: Howard can't stand it that NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) is again soaring in the ratings and hit just over 11 million viewers last Tuesday night according to "TV By The Numbers" ratings website, but Howard can take solace in the fact Andy Cohen's "Love Connection" on the FOX network is a solid loser on Tuesday, averaging just over one million viewers. How sad. Looks like Andy needs to show some dick to NBC and get him on the books as a guest judge on AGT, something Howard has been trying for since his eviction following the end of the summer season in 2015.

Hamptons Hellhole Update: Beth was seen on her IG show posing behind her computer showing how she does nothing while planning to go for a run with her hubby Howard. As if we are supposed to think those two aged osteoporosis bodies can actually do anything above a slow wobble around that Hamptons Hellhole. No wonder their plastic surgery faces and lipo bodies look like shit. You can't jostle around all those nips, tucks and sucks and expect it to not fall apart.

Beth's Foster Feline Abuse Update: Beth has the nerve to show off her crazy feline fostering methods at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. And Beth expects her own IG Show on SiriusXM. I guess if they're into animal abuse and fostering bad behavior they will let her have a segment on Howard's channels.

Gee, I guess Jess Seinfeld doesn't have an original thought in her butch head. Copy copy copy from old Kate Spade designs. Icon recognition, pink, sprinkles, doughnuts, Kate, Jessica, oh, is it a Kate Spade cookbook? Nope.

#dawgshed  #howardsternlovesdawgshed

#howardsternisdesperateforattention

#bethsterngetsfreehomegoodsforhercatprisoncamp

#howardstern  #johntravolta  #gotti

#hollywoodwalkoffamecomingsoon
#bethostroskystern  #bethstern #katespade
#foodswings #jessisacopycat