Boobs Strike Back

In a startling turn of clothing events, on June 23, 2018, Beth Ostrosky Stern proves she is not afraid to bare her chest at a public event as she seems to respond directly to a commenter on this blog site from the last blog entry, where I compared Beth's dress with the original version from two years ago worn by a rich old lady [ref: Beth Fan Page, June 21, 2018, "Knock-Offs"] who wore the original dress without straps or sleeves.

Obviously, Beth got ticked off by comments to this blog that always call out her body bullshit where once Howard and Beth Stern both denied she had breast implants which was a farce. I suppose Howard can ask public personalities tons of personal body questions but Beth Butthead is off limits since she is the wife of Howard Stern and it isn't fair she gets attacked even though she's done nothing but push her face into the public arena nonstop and yet expects zero reality-based comments.

Beth is a known Hamptons hot potato who doesn't like it that her body is starting to morph into a lumpy mess that she can hardly control at her age, what with the big 5-0 coming up just around the next bend.

One Boob McGee strikes back with an almost topless number that grossed out onlookers at that same dull annual event Beth haunts every year to benefit the Wildlife Rescue Center in the Hamptons where they drag your expensive properties with a bulldozer and net and dump the surviving animals at the wildlife center before they can be relocated to a poor section of shrubs with the dead animals dumped in a landfill.

6-23-18, Evelyn Alexander Get Wild event, Southampton.
Beth looked like an old hag in her old worn out wedding dress.

Here's the real thing. Notice Beth could not stuff her big body into the original dress and wear it the way it's supposed to be worn.

I personally like this variation that Steven Tyler wore:

Beth uploaded a bunch of photos on her Real Housewife of Instagram show on Sunday and God knows when they were actually taken. She's got these feral felines on a conveyor belt and shuffles them around so much who knows what actually happens to them while these doofus assholes refuse to adopt animals from county animal shelters who are sitting on death row but want a photo with Martian Head Beth with the world's biggest head and the tiniest peanut brain inside that eggshell.

What happened to the personal drop-off limo service to

Beth's cat adoptees??? 

Oh, Howard couldn't be bothered this time. He wanted Beth to do this all at once so they could get back to NYC so Howard can prepare to read his lawyer-approved radio show scripts for the week. Gee, is Howard still taping that dull radio show in 12 hours straight? Oh right, he was forced to add more time to his show or get his numerology vacation days cut, so I guess he has to sit for about 14 hours per week taping his satellite radio show. It's so much FUN to deal with a scared clown afraid of numbers and lives by them even though his own personal numbers are starting to be counted backwards.

Andy Spade finally put his deceased wife in a giant white urn and buried her last week [June 21] in her hometown with her dad dying just days before her funeral and couldn't make it. Gee, wonder if anyone has seen Bea Spade their daughter recently? Uh, no. We wonder why the little tyke has not been seen publicly for months prior to mommy's selfie scarf suicide what with mom leaving a LETTER to the daughter yet as reported on this blog, only a few words were revealed with cops saying it was a letter, not a suicide note. Oh yeah, rumors are swirling about the real whereabouts of daughter Bea as one wonders if she was really in school the day Daddy went looking for her with a police escort the day mom was found with her neck in a scarlet noose.

We are coming up on July 4th very soon just around the time Mary McCormack horns in on the Hamptons Harridan to spongebob off Howard for a week or so. We found out last year in an interview with Andy Cohen on Radio Andy, that Mary has her annual visit with the Sterns in the Hamptons and crowds in with her whole family and has done this for many years. Something Howard keeps quiet as Mary holds a lot of secrets when she was the only one invited to Cannes to plug their little mud puddle "Private Parts" and Howard's wife and kids were MIA. Yes, Mary thought she would be wife number two when all she turned out to be was a turd on Howard's Hamptons lawn no one can scrape off. As already blogged about, Mary recently showed up at the Florida Fortress that has yet failed to get a corporate sponsor and now Beth is worried her little Mary invasion will be a permanent gig just like in the Hamptons. Well, Mary the Spy has her own agenda and so does Howard. Mary rarely shows up on Beth's IG show so when she does, you know shit is going down. Oh, too bad about Mary's husband's dumb sports car. Ha Ha ha. I hear it got a little overheated in the LA Heat.

Where are the Pride Partners Beth and Howard Stern?? 

All talk, no action.

6-24-18, Heidi Klum is an active participant in many causes and
walked in the NYC Pride March.

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