Who's The Boss

John Travolta's big movie will be released in theaters on June 15, and he's hoping this will be his "Godfather". People are buzzing that he is putting on his best Brando/Pacino/DeNiro impersonation for this biopic and hoping for an Oscar nod although the films released in the Fall are the ones most likely to receive nominations in the major Academy Award categories. 

The movie was scheduled for release last December to the video on demand market but had distribution problems aside from many production delays years prior, and the producers wanted a full theatrical release. It debuted at the Cannes film festival last May to mixed reviews, one being that it was dull. Travolta's whole family managed to make it to Cannes unlike Howard Stern when he debuted his straight to bomb film "Private Parts" where only a few topless models appeared along with Howard never leaving the side of his on and off screen galpal Mary McCormack with Alison Stern nowhere in sight even though she made a brief appearance in the film. Alison failed to score an invitation to Cannes but Howard and Mary were sure sighted everywhere which fueled rumors Howard had already broken up with his wife with the divorce becoming final in 1999.

Travolta's daughter is also in the new Gotti film and the whole family was at Cannes where Travolta was honored with the Inaugural Variety Cinema Icon Award.

May 2018, the Travolta family attended the screening of "Solo: A Star Wars Story". They
also attended a special screening of John's iconic film "Grease" and
the family, sans their young son, attended the screening of "Gotti".

The Gotti film looks like a Scarface wannabe shoot 'em up with unintentional comic relief coming from Travolta's real life wife Kelly Preston who plays John Gotti's wife. Kelly puts on a performance that is fit for a skit from Saturday Night Live as she proves she's not ready for prime time and not ready to tackle a big dramatic screen role. Go back to Spellbinder toots. Your coven is waiting.

Is that L. Ron or Travolta under that awesome $cientology hairpiece? Travolta does appear
almost bald when he portrays Gotti in prison. I bet Howard Stern will give this science project
rave reviews as the $cientologists have always supported the Stern show even when he came under
fire for allowing Leah Remininini on his show trashing Xenu. Howard has been trying to get back
in their good graces yet it hasn't amounted to them supporting his bid
for another TV series. Howard has to pay his dues first if he wants back on TV.

Hey, Dame Beth-Man is no stranger to the wiseguys. She's got a Bonanno covered in chocolate sauce waiting for her back home. But I can't say I am all that thrilled with this Gotti film. I hated the Godfather but really, have never seen the entire movie or any of the subsequent films. Not interested, ya know? It's not the real thing. I realize the Gotti story is supposedly the real thing but not sure Travolta was the right choice. He is more of a parody actor and can be very funny. Who can forget him as Barbra Streisand on Saturday Night Live? That was awesome.

But these other mobster films are just something that nerd boys like Howard Stern like to watch since they press their faces on the glass of those goodfellas eateries near Katie Lee's kitchen wishing he were a part of the Sicilian clan, wishing he was a part of the whole scene but Howard is their Nancy Boy who is afraid of his own dark shadow and is a member of the Sissy Clan. Sissy that Walk Howard!! Poor guy, he couldn't even get invited to Singapore to split an eggroll with the dictator of North Korea. Oh, we remember the bomb movie "The Interview" when Howard played his part in that farce that Kim Jong-un actually cared about that dumb obscure film that needed the publicity and Howard was the big mouth to provide it resulting in him being called an IDIOT by the NY Daily News with only his paid fan Mariann From Brooklyn writing an angry letter to the Daily News wanting a retraction for that statement, which they ignored. Oh yeah, I blogged about Howard being called an idiot at the time and Howard is still parading around like an idiot with no point. Even his square head has no point and he tries to shape his weave into a pyramid to hide his square pants head.

6-12-18, Stuttering John [left] at the
festivities honoring John Travolta.
in Brooklyn.

Stuttering John Melendez [former Stern staffer and Jay Leno's Tonight Show announcer] had stated on a recent podcast he would be in New York this week for the premiere of the Gotti film and he was on hand when Brooklyn honored Travolta with a lifetime achievement award at Lenny's Pizza. Yes, you read that right. 

Stuttering John also revealed via the Stern Fan message board Dawgshed.com, that Jay Leno wrote the foreword to his upcoming book. Everyone knows Howard is crying to his therapist about what could be in this book that Stuttering John would say about him. As already reported on this blog [June 1, 2018], Stern comes across in the book as a mean, stingy, and megalomaniacal boss. No wonder Howard is having a selfie meltdown and Beth has to pretend her former paid worshipper doesn't exist anymore. All Beth's got now is the paid town crier Mariann From Brooklyn to shovel her horseshit.

The Gotti film premiere was tonight, June 14, as we don't seem to see Howard or Beth Stern in attendance. Gee, I guess they should have begged Stuttering John for some freebie tix to the event. 

Weirdo update: Andy revealed a couple of years ago via an Instagram photo we think was his wife Kate wearing a big giant red satin body scarf or red satin body bag. Could it be the artist's rendering of the suicide scene on this blog site was accurate about how she killed herself? Could be.

6-14-18

Town Hall Snub News: Howard Stern was snubbed again to host a SiriusXM Town Hall and this time it was for "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" with Bryce Taylor Howard Marionette Head and Chris Pratt. Bryce has done a whole layout in the past for Kate Spade products and you can see that fat nose at the end that needs fixing. I mean, she fixed half her nose why not finish the job?







Super AGT News: Howard can't stand it that NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) is again soaring in the ratings and hit just over 11 million viewers last Tuesday night according to "TV By The Numbers" ratings website, but Howard can take solace in the fact Andy Cohen's "Love Connection" on the FOX network is a solid loser on Tuesday, averaging just over one million viewers. How sad. Looks like Andy needs to show some dick to NBC and get him on the books as a guest judge on AGT, something Howard has been trying for since his eviction following the end of the summer season in 2015.

Hamptons Hellhole Update: Beth was seen on her IG show posing behind her computer showing how she does nothing while planning to go for a run with her hubby Howard. As if we are supposed to think those two aged osteoporosis bodies can actually do anything above a slow wobble around that Hamptons Hellhole. No wonder their plastic surgery faces and lipo bodies look like shit. You can't jostle around all those nips, tucks and sucks and expect it to not fall apart.

Beth's Foster Feline Abuse Update: Beth has the nerve to show off her crazy feline fostering methods at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. And Beth expects her own IG Show on SiriusXM. I guess if they're into animal abuse and fostering bad behavior they will let her have a segment on Howard's channels.

Gee, I guess Jess Seinfeld doesn't have an original thought in her butch head. Copy copy copy from old Kate Spade designs. Icon recognition, pink, sprinkles, doughnuts, Kate, Jessica, oh, is it a Kate Spade cookbook? Nope.

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