Tommy Strikes Back

An unidentified woman walks the red
carpet with Michael Cerveris, 6-27-18.

After like 25 years, Beth Ostrosky Stern's brief alleged boyfriend who played Tommy in The Who's Tommy [1993] on Broadway finally gets another girlfriend [at least we think it's his girlfriend] and we see Tommy has a type. He seems to love horses. Just when everyone thought no one could compare to Beth, Tommy brings another filly into the winner's circle and she's much younger than Beth.

Interesting how Beth drops out of college and heads to New York to live in an apartment shared by stage actors, one being Michael Cerveris. She would disappear in 1994 and then headed to Europe for modeling jobs.

Ref: BFP 7-14-14.

Beth O knew Cerveris during his Tommy and Titanic Broadway days but allegedly already met Howard Stern early 1990s. She eventually moved in with Howard in his NYC bachelor pad that he bought while still married to his wife Alison. Beth was vetted prior to 2000 and was allowed into Howard's private parts. No one prior to 2000 is allowed near the Stern pantry, let alone into the deli section.  

Michael Cerveris is a multiple Tony award winning singer and actor and was in town on June 27, 2018, to promote a film with Michael Douglas, the aged celeb who cheated on all his wives just when he said years ago to his famous daddy Kirk, that he would never get divorced like he did and destroy the family unit. Ha. Michael's oldest kid from the wife he divorced can't stay out of prison and his younger kids with Miss CBE Catherine look to be special ed [ha, she didn't rank as a Dame like this blogger but is beneath Knighthood/Damehood and can only put those sad CBE initials after her name if she wants to].

Cerveris and Douglas attended a Cinema Society screening in NY of their Marvel Comics film "Ant-Man and The Wasp". Gee, can't wait to not see this. I guess Beth still can't get within 20 yards of her old boyfriend. She could have shared some carrots with his guest at the after party.

Geez what happened to Dan Abrams?
Does he have aging disease since
dealing with the Sterns? Where
is my TV show GOSSIP COP you bastard???
Yeah, we know what he's dealing with.

Beth's been having a hard time what with summer here since she might be infanticipatin' sometime soon. We went through this drama last summer in the Hamptons when Beth appeared pregnant and avoided alcohol in public as seen in several photos and reported exclusively by this blogger only to be disappointed with summer's end and Howard's end who stares at Beth's end and sees lumps in her butt when he paid thousands of dollars to have those lipids removed. 

Oh well, we can only hope for a little Howie or Bethie to liven up their dull dreary lives and their beyond dull careers as they continue to stalk fame since they are so desperate and will never give up the ghost. It's hard coming up with a fake kid too since the tabloids are on to this game of celebs pretending to be pregnant. So Beth will have to dig around the yard and find some seeds to plant into another woman with bucked horse teeth and an irritating personality with a male donor who has a glued-on fright weave so they can pass it off as their biological kid. Quite a tall order, even with Beth's giant heels.

Howard likes to brag on his rarely live satellite radio show how he doesn't need that job yet he can't quit until all the numbers line up, ya' know? As already blogged about, we find that recently, Howard was forced to add about 2 hrs per week to his show to avoid another pay cut and keep his numerology mandated vacation days each year. He made this obvious within the last few months after all those meetings with Monster Malone and Oscar Meyer Weiner where they hit Howard with a bombshell, work more hours or forget all your selfie photography vacations devoted to making Beth famous. 

We know Sirius is in a hole with that Stern show and refuse to admit it what with losing that major star Oprah Winfrey who was called to Hollywood to act and to produce various film projects having received Academy awards and numerous accolades while Howard sits on his duff wondering what happened to his life once the first wife took almost everything leaving him with Beth, Mary and Robin to stare at until infinity. 

Buit there is always room in outer space for more channels on that fledgling satellite radio company as they beg for more stars and musical talent to have a channel and do a podcast or whatever to bring in advertisers other than Gourmet Garage that Howard plugged awhile back. I mean come on, a couple of jerks come up with a store filled with fresh slaughtered chunks of animals and Howard had the nerve to plug it on his radio show. Mr & Mrs Almost Vegan are almost giant liars.

But Howard needs time off around July 4 because that's his huge Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) foundation fundraiser called "Hamptons Hellfest". Not only is Mary McCormack a regular fixture, but we've got that facelifted Christa Miller on board and other no-listers Howard can coerce into coming for a "free" vacation, then he hits you up for donations to the Beth Fund, I mean, BFF foundation, so everyone will finance that bullshit cat foster room except Howard and Beth. They also need content for that IG show Beth puts on every day where she teaches kittens to scratch your face and head and generally run amok having no sense they will mostly be indoor cats who will destroy your furniture and curtains since that's what they learned inside Beth's foster rooms in the Hamptons and in her corporate apt in NY where Beth teaches them to destroy purses and shoes.

Howard's name is Mudd in real life as Trekkies understand what it's like for a guy to deal with their reality wife when he has delusions of models waiting in line only to end up with the short end of the O Family stick.

To this day, Howard has never broken free from these three leeches.

Much to Howard's dismay, NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) is still a ratings hit and dominates Tuesdays while Howard dominates nothing but ordering radiated fish from Nobu each week. According to Variety, AGT had 11.1 million viewers while the FOX network with Andy Cohen and his loser show "Love Connection" managed 1.6 million viewers which was up slightly since it normally only gets about 1 million viewers.

In marketing and advertising news, it seems Andy Spade is never one to miss an opportunity to market a new idea. What with the outrageous sales that have been going on since the death of Kate Spade, anything and everything marked "kate spade" is selling out in record time. So, Andy thought of this brilliant idea for urn trends. Some are saying Andy has sprung a leak in his basement but "Renfield" is busy snatching at flies in the air wondering what to do with himself since Kate bought the farm. Oh, has Bea been sighted yet buzzing around any bushes lately? Didn't think so. Maybe someone should ask Andy if the Bea has been near his hive lately or is off to see the wizard.

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