Yes, Howard's buddy is soon to be buried or cremated but Howard was having trouble keeping his story straight. It was obvious he wrote his bullshit eulogy at the last minute not remembering whether Ralph died on Sunday or yesterday.
I mean, he can't remember yesterday???
Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand, I remember you
And through the sleepless nights, through every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say, I remember you, oh woah ...
-- “I Remember You” by Skid Row
Apparently, Ralph died on December 5, 2023, four days after the exploding bombshell on the Beth Fan Page on December 1, 2023, exposing Beth for being a low-rent model for Bader catalog, a catalog published in Munich, Germany. Beth was in Germany modeling with another girl from Pittsburgh and she even did a news article where the writer was on the phone to Beth in Germany saying how the local girls were hitting it big at the time only for Beth Fans to now find out the truth, that she only modeled for a run of the mill catalog for average nobodies and did no fashion magazines like Vogue or Elle or anything like that. Beth was not in that league.
Perhaps Ralph felt guilty for not discovering the Bader catalog photos and wiping them from the Internet. Guilt can be deadly as one wonders if someone stepped back and allowed him to die without intervention yet CYA Howard was on the case today ensuring everyone he was blameless. It was even rumored at one time that Ralph was Howard's son, well, they did resemble each other and Ralph was a tall geek like Howard but from actual stories from people who knew him, he was a radio stalker fan and met Howard by calling into the show. You know, sort of like Ms Beth O Stalker trolling the streets of New York searching from bow to stern for a celebrity to make her famous and got dumped by a letterman and landed on the stern of her ship that finally came sailing to her shoreline and made her famous.
Ralph was a teen caller into the show and Howard befriended him. They quickly started meeting at Howard's studio and then at his home for play dates on Long Island with his wife and kids with Ralph camping out in the basement where Howard spent almost all of his time. His wife Alison used to scream at Howard when his alarm went off at 4 AM, so Howard moved to the basement. Pretty much the same way he lives now with his current wife Beth where he lives in his own apartment in the city or inside the basements of his homes and Beth occupies the upper floors. They only arrange to meet when convenient.
Howard has many fetishes, one being the altar boys in Catholic churches. So of course Ralph was one of those poor kids who was abused by a priest and Howard dwelled on his abuse stories. He later employed Ralph who could do nothing. His prosthetic work, makeup and styling was crap as shown on Howard's Channel 9 Show but he was always buzzing around the radio studio as Howard's toady, personal assistant, you name it and Ralph did it.
With the second coming of Howard's wives, Beth arrived and was angry that a chunk of her dough went to support Ralph, but as Ralph said himself on the air that was replayed on Howard TV, that Beth got the pre-nup and he got nothing.
Now Beth can bank more dough and push Ralph into that grave. That's one less bell to answer for dear Beth at her Florida Feral Feline Fortress Tax Shelter & Time Share.
Here's a Few Relevant Ralph Screenshots from the Beth Fan Page
Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts
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