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Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Catalog Lives Matter

In light of the recent major event of the century that the Beth Fan Page discovered Beth Stern's hilarious European modeling photos [see BFP 12-1-23], the question came up in our weekly All Hands meeting with staff, does the type of catalog matter? 

The answer was 'yes', catalogs matter yet no one is going on record to state they are a Beth Bader hater.

It's just that it's too funny with Howard and Beth bragging for 23 years how famous Beth was in the global modeling world, how she modeled in Europe and now we know why they never produced proof of her European modeling career. 

It's because it was just the bottom of the barrel catalog modeling that any man or woman can get. They are fit models which means you can be just about any size because you are selling various sizes of clothes to the poor masses of people, hardly designer haute couture fashion. I mean, who wouldn't pay to see Beth try to fit into a Givenchy suit like Audrey Hepburn or like a young Catherine Deneuve who modeled for Yves St. Laurent. Beth couldn't even fit into Victoria's Secret catalogs unless they have a plus-size section. She isn't in that league and Howard could never face it.


Yes, Beth's a bit blurry, but you can see Beth can't measure up as a
photographer's model. Nicole Sheridan is a porn star and has a similar
face like Beth, but notice what a killer body she has.  Beth can't 
compete. Beth's body is boring and boyish while Nicole looks hot.
I blogged about Nicole and Beth in the 2-17-17 blog entry.



Catalog Lives Matter

You can see the modeling origins of some of the sexiest women like Brooke Burke and Shauna Sand modeling for Fredericks of Hollywood catalog. Even the famous 'Wiseguy' Ken Wahl's first wife was a frequent model in that catalog. He of course moved on to marrying the Playboy Barbi twins.


I think it's more than obvious that the catalog matters.




 
Bader Beth Fallout

Here at the Beth Fan Page we are suffering from the repercussions of making the discovering of a century, which was discovering Beth's European modeling photos in the German catalog called Bader. But unfortunately it's taken the wind out of staff and some feel like there is no need to press forward with blogging. I tried offering them more money to stay but I don't pay them now so it kind of fell flat. They just get the privilege of bragging they work for the Beth Fan Page and being able to put that on their résumé is payment enough, at least it should be.

One of the Beth Fan Page staff writers has decided to quit and
become a monk. He stated it's because the greatest accomplishment
has been achieved in his lifetime which was finding Beth's European
modeling photos and there is nothing left in this life to pursue.




Chalamet GPS Update

Timothée Chalamet is now in Paris, France, promoting his blockbuster new hit "Wonka" and he manages to look more gorgeous than gorgeous every time.







Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts







#dawgshed #timotheechalamet #wonka #bader #baderbeth
#vaderbaderbeth #catalog #fredericks #hollywood #brookeburke
#shaunasand #renegade #baywatch #cabo #catalogs #shopping
#christmas #christmassongs #siriusxm


1 comment:

  1. It seems beefy was the plus size. Howard was embarrassed so he erased its ' enormous ' career. I also doubt beef was actually sent to Germany for low end catalogue work. I wonder what else Howard is ashamed of and hiding. Noel Ostrosky. The cousin...

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