Beth O Klingel

Another big Beth Stern European modeling photo has been exclusively discovered by this famous blogger since the initial bomb dropped on this blog of the exclusive discovery of her European modeling photos as posted on the 12-1-2023 Beth Fan Page blog entry.

But Beth's chubby looks never took off and she never rocketed off the catalog circuit. She was never discovered by any mainstream domestic or European big time magazines. She just blended in with the flimsy newspaper material the catalogs were printed on. 

Beth's hubby Howard Stern likes to say that everyone was jealous of Beth, that other models sabotaged her big breaks, all the smoke and mirrors when there was plenty of opportunities for the big time modeling agencies to book Beth on covers of Vogue or Harper's Bazaar, even Sports Illustrated but Howard can't face it that Beth was an average nothing woman wearing fat pajamas in photos.

Klingel Catalog 1996

In contrast, Otto catalog in Germany featured headshots of some of the big time models yet never featured big Beth. The catalog also had early modeling photos of the famous Heidi Klum from 1999 before she got her giant nose job but her star was already on the rise and had no trouble breaking into the mainstream fashion and style magazines having done various European Vogue covers.

Even Brooke Shields was on a European catalog cover yet she was already globally famous having appeared on countless covers of American and European Vogue, as well as on other high profile magazines and Rebecca Romijn had a big modeling career appearing on many magazines including Sports Illustrated. If Beth were so hot, she would've been scouted from her Bader or Klingel modeling photos but she wore huge shapeless stuff all the time and her face was weird looking.

Go ahead, Howard, continue to make excuses for Beth's embarrassing modeling roots. No one is passing up a gorgeous woman to appear on the cover of their magazine due to some other model's jealousy, or because she started dating a celebrity. The opposite is true. If a face of the future is discovered in a catalog, that person will be scouted and made famous and it goes double if they are dating a celebrity because the magazine or cosmetic company loves that free publicity they will attract if that model is dating someone famous. The point being, Beth was a pudgy plain Jane and Howard Stern was still married when he discovered that the pudge from Pittsburgh was easy.

Howard always hid the fact he's known the pudgy Pittburgh pariah since the early 1990s. She was in college and dropped out and disappeared in 1994, she then appeared in a little mini movie promoting Broadway's "Tommy" in 1995 "A Vague Haze of Delirium" as reported on the Beth Fan Page. Also in 1995, she filmed "Flirting With Disaster" having scored a minor role with Howard's buddy Ben Stiller, the snooty rich creep offspring of the comedy duo Stiller and Meara. The movie was filmed in 1995 and released in 1996 per IMDb. 

Beth headed to Europe for catalog work on and off from about 1996 - 1999, showed up in 1997 for the "Titanic" Broadway musical premiere party with her buddy Michael Cerveris where she was living in an apartment in New York and knew the stage actor Clarke Thorell who Howard promoted [paid off] last year on Drew Barrymore's 'Dating Game'. Beth then suddenly and without warning, moved only a block away from Stern's Manhattan penthouse until he could go public with his long affair with Beth, and I think the rest is Howard's version of events. [Ref: BFP 10-24 and 25, 2022]. 

If you plug the name 'Michael Cerveris' into the search box on the footer of this blog, it should bring up several prior blog entries about he and Beth and her badgering Broadway after dropping out from college.

There you have the scattered history of BETH O and with the death of Ralph Cirella, we may never know the true story of exactly how, when, and where Howard met Beth Ostrosky. The Mercer Kitchen scripted story was just that, a scripted setup so Howard could meet Beth in public in front of witnesses with a time stamp. It's all a ruse because Howard was going through a giant tumultuous divorce with his wife Alison and gee, Ralph discovered Beth, right? Right. Don't stop believing.

Gee, I wonder what happened in 1994 to make Beth drop out of sight?

Chalamet GPS Update

Timothée Chalamet was last seen in Los Angeles on December 10, 2023 for the premiere of "Wonka" and did not disappoint fans.

I kept wondering who this vagrant jerk was that keeps following
Chalamet around to all these screenings until I found out
he's in the movie.

John Stamos is still grieving at the "Wonka" LA premiere over the
recent untimely death of he and Howard Stern's mutual friend Ralph Cirella.

Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts

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