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Tuesday, December 12, 2023

I Didn't Start The Fire

Today's Howard Stern satellite radio show was a winner what with it being once again "Beth Tuesday".

This blogger coined the phrase years ago because whenever Howard's wife Beth Stern made an appearance it was always on a Tuesday. Howard then changed it to Beth Wednesday but now it's back to Beth Tuesday.

Beth had the same scripted rhetoric she always says when she does her little audio appearances on the Stern radio show, but then took a detour and came up with a bizarre story scripted by Howard to try to make Beth interesting because she does nothing but book her salon appointments and comes home and has to lay down for 8 hours with her thighs in Saran Wrap.

But, Beth told Howard on today's radio show, that she was taking a photo of her cat [as if that's an anomaly when she takes a million pictures a day of those selfie prop cats], that in the photo in the gas fire behind the cat, was Ralph Cirella in sunglasses. 

Wow, spooky, right? Was Ralph trying to communicate something to Beth beyond the grave? Maybe Ralph is not dead but caught between dimensions in the Tholian Web and fighting to get back to our world before he runs out of oxygen! Could be.



As Beth Fans read all about it on this blog via the exclusive Stern show transcribed excerpts, Ralph recently died of a heart attack during surgery according to Howard who related the whole scenario on his satellite radio show since last Wednesday's show [December 6] and keeps talking about it since it was untimely, unplanned, and uninteresting.

But, Howard needed something big to close out this year's shows before he goes on his big holiday break to once again try to make Beth famous by staging fundraisers or getting her on a red carpet somewhere or just trapping and tricking people into staying at their Florida home and having to drop some cash in the donation bin by Beth's cat room if they expect to ever see their loved ones again.

Ralph had a key to that Florida timeshare the Sterns own and Howard has never moved in due to legal reasons. He always has it under repair to save on taxes saying it's always under renovation and never complete or fit to live in. Beth lives there as its caretaker on the books. 

For years Beth was never inside but used to do porch fashion shows at the Florida fortress as documented on this blog until the reptile invasion took over forcing people to live indoors and board everything up in case the little Godzillas get into the house and make a meal out of those feral felines. Beth never shows her bedroom in Florida or any of the main house, just a large room on the same floor as the laundry and kitchenette that she shows on her Instagram Show and some of the photos are posted here on this blog. 


Chalamet GPS Update

Superstar Chalamet is back in New York today looking beyond fabulous as he makes his way to his waiting SUV after appearing on Good Morning America.







Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts

























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