Pinkett Plot Flops

Jada Pinkett Smith has her memoirs on the shelves at a bookstore near you that the publisher wishes it could shelve and start over. Yes, it's a flop, folks.

I guess everyone knows that the Will Smiths love to spin stories and stage stunts hoping it will boost their flailing careers at their age. It's been reported that Pinkett's hubby Will Smith is actually 10 years older than his published age which is not uncommon in the show biz world but Jada's latest stunt is the worst. Her memoirs are a debacle.

An alleged insider close to the Stern show stated on Wednesday that Ms $cientology Smith has been booked to plug her book on the stale Howard Stern satellte radio show. Why, you ask? "Because her book is a bomb and that's where bombs land, on the Stern show", opined the insider.

Howard Loves Fetishes

It's amazing how Howard came up with a game show all about guessing people's fetishes because Stern has none, right? HAHAHAHAHAHA. 

It's bizarre to say the least as one wonders if he will play in plain sight or if we have to guess. We know he's dropped a few fetish bombshells on his show through the years, the least and most obvious is that he's a transvestite. It's been reported that he and Beth frequent cross-dressing clubs in New York but that's what you get when you're an aging bar girl who meets up with an aging creep who thought he'd have a big movie career and is stuck on a radio dial forever, now a satellite dish, which is more obscure. Celebs want on television so Howard has a hard time serving up anything on his stale satellite radio show other than leftovers.

Comedian Chris Distefano, Robin Quivers, and Stern Show staffer Ronnie Mund joined together Wednesday morning to play a new game, “What’s My Freaky Fetish?” Before asking a series of questions to fetishist Frank, a 56-year-old computer programmer, Howard gave a heads up to the contestants of the graphic ride they were about to embark on. “I almost passed out when I just heard about it,” he warned.

Yes, let's all be warned about the stale Stern show. Time to skip the Stern shit and only read the Beth Fan Page exclusive transcribed excerpts.

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