The famous line from the famous Barbra Streisand movie "Funny Girl" that she repeated when she received her Academy Award for her performance in the film saying 'Hello, Gorgeous' to her Oscar, is being repeated in all the wrong places, even slight variations of the famous quote.
Apparently Paris Hilton parties both ways as Howard Stern revealed on his satellite radio show today when he said that Paris said to Beth "Hey, Gorgeous" when they showed up at a Knicks game years ago. This makes sense because Paris really doesn't dig guys all that much but digs for gold on the other side of midnight. It figures because her engagements always failed and we know there is a problem since this rich party girl couldn't find a marriage mate before she was 40 years old. Add to that, she could never reproduce anything without paying for it.
Howard's got Paris on the brain anyway since he couldn't get Beth tickets to Paris Fashion Week, as if that would happen, but Howard has no clout and Beth is famous for nothing so of course she's not getting into Paris Fashion Week and the whole trip was canceled because it was all a bust anyway and never really that well planned out. She was supposed to be already in Paris by now but it was scrubbed because no one knows what Beth would've done there anyway.
Normally, once Howard's show ends, Marci Turk fires off a bunch of excerpts from the show for immediate release and someone who works at the tabloids gets the byline and just cuts and pastes the info into an article. It's cut and paste journalism. It's common now where there are no more writers, it's just info from a PR agent or the celebrity themselves like Howard will sometimes ghostwrite his own articles but the paid stooge at the tabloid gets the byline. It's a whole thing. But, this Paris Hilton news is not getting picked up by anyone so far on the tabloid sites because Howard's paid stooge Marci Turk didn't hit the press and release button.
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In "Funny Girl" (1968), in a moment of reflection on her past as a Ziegfeld Girl, Barbra looks at herself and says "Hello, Gorgeous" in the opening scene in the movie. |
They Can't Hide It When They Age
With Howard blurting out on today's show that he doesn't know Paris, that he only met her briefly at a party and at a Knicks game when she paid attention only to Beth, and said "Hey, Gorgeous". Well, anyone can spend a few minutes on this blog and know that Beth is hardly gorgeous, I mean, let's face facts here. However, it was revealed not long ago that Paris allegedly has one two many male hormones and supposedly can't reproduce even though in the past a person claimed she had an abortion but this was a misdirection because some guys don't like to admit they slept with a tranny. I mean, no one in their right mind would call Beth Stern 'gorgeous' but some trannies might like Beth because when she dolls up, she looks like a band of roving drag queens put her together. If it gels, it's aspic.
The giant confirmation that a night in Paris is not what it's cracked up to be,
is when Howard said Paris called Beth 'gorgeous'. I mean, no straight
person would say that to Beth unless they were 89 years old or nuts.
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Insiders surmise Nicky was the donor for that alien baby Paris contracted for via their mother Kathy, who has said publicly she helps couples acquire babies. |
Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts
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Aside from the Beach Boys, Stamos also badgered Jimmy Page nonstop to let him perform with him but it never happened. Page also appeared with the Beach Boys but not at the same time as Stamos. |
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