Communication Breakdown

Howard Stern had a communication breakdown today on his satellite radio show about exactly where Beth went last night. He kept referring to it as a 'thing' and that she goes around with a roomful of people but I don't know how anyone carts around a room filled with people but you are IN a room filled with people at an event.

Anyway, the fact is that the thing that Beth went to was the opening night performance of Brooke Shields' show at the Café Carlyle that runs from September 12 - 23. Yes, 12 days per the Buchwald - Stern numerology formula.

Evidently the 'Beth' segment was actually taped on Monday when Howard was in the Sirius studio for the Demi Lovato segment. He couldn't say specifically that Beth went to the Brooke event before it actually happened just in case the opening night was delayed for some reason or Beth decided not to go, then the tape would be unusable and have to be omitted or deleted on the replays. But this time, he couldn't simply edit out the Beth segment for today's show because it was a lead-in to his big vax news since he's a paid plant that needs his pot.

Normally, Howard batches his programs together and may spend a full day and into the late night hours taping segments for his daily stale satelltie radio show. Having most of the show on tape saves time and Howard is good at hitting buttons to play all his recorded stuff and then he may have a live conversation with his on-air partner Robin Quivers.

Beth at the Brooke Event September 12, 2023

This is what Howard Stern refused to publicize on his satellite radio show today. Beth horned in at the table of Ali Wentworth at The Carlyle for Brooke Shields' opening night at the pre-performance cocktail party. Beth's been bugging the hell out of Wentworth since Beth was dumped by Katie Lee. Katie Lee got married and has a baby so she could finally dump Beth and Beth's been searching for someone else to let her be their plus-one plus-sized hanger-on.

It seemed that Brooke outdid herself on her opening night performance at the Café Carlyle on September 12, where she wore a huge Baby Jane dress looking like a giant nutbar at a piano bar droning on and on about her dead mother and who she dated in the past. My gosh, get over yourself, Brooke, no one cares. Your stories are as old and stale as that dried out long hair you refuse to cut.

Brooke went around the bend when her giant documentary produced by Ali Wentworth and her husband's production company BedBy8, failed to garner any attention or awards for Brooke. It was called "Pretty Baby" and the film had no point other than to prove Brooke was pretty 40 years ago.

Ali Wentworth and Hogwarts Hargitay supported Brooke on
her opening night at Café Carlyle on September 12, 2023.

That's Ali Wentworth with her back to the camera. Beth looks chunky in
that giant A-line dress with cherries that need to be picked off that awful dress
with Beth's body spanx showing under her armpit.

Wow, Beth looks like a pudge in that cherry-picked A-line dress.

Beth looks pre-wasted at the cocktail party for Brooke's show at The Carlyle.
Beth wears a Dolce&Gabbana Cherry Charmeuse Ruched Midi dress.

Orange is the New Black

Simon Cowell trolls Howard Stern by wearing his new orange tinted lenses on the red carpet of his hit TV show "America's Got Talent" (AGT). The show is still on the air during September so Howard can't hide from it anymore. Howard used to constantly berate Simon on the air when Howard used to work during the summer when AGT is on the air. But now Howard's been sent home by his boss Jennifer Witz during the summer due to Sirius saving on expenses and for Stern to take a mental health break due to the fame of Simon and Howard can't take it and obsesses about getting kicked off TV for the last and final time. No, unlike Arnold, Stern won't be back.

Similar orange tinted lenses on Super Simon and Stale Stern.

Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts

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