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Monday, September 18, 2023

The STARSHIP

Everyone is buzzing at the Beth Fan Page with an email pouring into the office saying that Beth Stern is fighting hoof and nail to get into Paris Fashion Week.

Yes, that is the scuttlebutt from the Beth Stern camp that even though Beth hasn't been able to crash New York Fashion Week since 2017, but, and this is a big but, her big dream is to crash Paris Fashion Week which starts on September 25 and ends on her wedding anniversay October 3, 2023. 

There is also the upcoming birthday bash for Howard Stern in January 2024 when he turns 70 years old and Beth inferred she would scope out the scene in Paris before she can get Howard to come back for his birthday but everyone thinks the lovebirds are flying to Paris for their anniversary because Beth can't get into a paper bag unless Howard arranges it let alone Paris Fashion Week. Howard is normally off in October and will follow Beth to Paris providing Interpol doesn't intercept their plans.

It's no Victoria's Secret that Beth's been buzzing around Brooke Shields lately with Howard wining and dining Brooke and her husband during his summer furlough from his Sirius satellite radio show. Why? Because Brooke has been shopping around her cardboard cutout younger frozen stiff mannequin daughter Grier desperate to get her a major cosmetic or fragrance modeling contract. Brooke already has her signed with IMG and she's done some modeling, but with Grier's IG photos, her bottom half looks more like Kim Kardashian instead of Twiggy. Beth hopes to get into Paris Fashion Week and horn in on other society events via Brooke's contacts.

Grier has huge legs. Her big body reminds everyone of that Ireland Baldwin
and we all know where her big modeling career went. Nowhere. Grier was
on a yacht with her parents in Italy last year in that tacky bathing suit.
Brooke is desperate to get her daughter marketed to the highest bidder.
Too bad her old pal George Clooney is already entrapped and selling his
Lake Como mansion.


Brooke has been shopping around Grier, trotting her to numerous fashion shows and last February they were at Paris Fashion Week and everyone expects them to show up again this year.

As blogged about, Brooke and her husband were at the Sterns' Hamptons Hostel and Howard got them and other aged has-been celebs to do a show for him on Sirius Saturday because he was fighting his furlough and Boss Witz allowed him on the air a few times [BFP 7-22-23 and 8-5-23]. 

But Beth buzzed around Brooke again horning in as a plus-one for Ali Wentworth and Mariska Hargitay attending Brooke's opening night at the CafĂ© Carlyle in New York [BFP 9-13-23].

Brooke is no stranger to Stern having plugged his book when she was
on her fame furlough during the 2020 Covid Invasion.





Brooke's desperate to market the younger taller daughter as a model
while stuffing the older short sausage daughter back at college but she
keeps coming back home.


In 2022, Brooke Butinsky got into a modeling ad with her daughter
for Victoria's Secret mother's day matching pajama sets.


Grier Henchy is remarkably boring and has her mother's thick legs.



Who wants the big cosmetic contract here? Brooke or that plastic mannequin
standing next to her? Are we sure Grier's still breathing? She's frozen stiff.



Stern a Stowaway on Shields Overseas Flight?

Brooke might get a two for one cosmetic contract for her and her darling daughter in Paris with Beth stowing away on that flight on a chartered jet while Howard Stern may follow up on a trip later. The problem is, Howard doesn't want to pay for anything and Sirius is not in Europe.





Cohen Gets Guests While Stern Gets Tested

Andy Cohen, Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio, gets real guests at his Sirius studio while all Howard does is keep getting tested for a variety of things. Alleged insiders are saying it's his regular parole officer taking samples that Stern is clean while others alleged Sirius has other mandated tests to ensure Stern is clean as well as sober since there was an alleged incident in the building where Stern threatened a lawsuit while Sirius threatened a sobriety test. Then even more 'others' allege that Beth and Howard are getting shots to travel overseas to France so they have medical personnel coming to their apartments in New York to handle the details. Yeah, the Sterns have a lot planned for their wedding anniversary in October and Howard's 70th birthday bash in January. Howard hopes to be free of Beth for a while while he hunts down Katie Lee's red October surprise.






Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts








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