Howard hates irrelevancy and having to face the annual summer furlough with his slow decline into obscurity ever since he signed with the flailing Sirius satellite radio company who was forced into a merger with XM or both would've been space dust.
Beth's Big Denim Skirt Makes Yet Another Appearance
Beth was apparently dazed and confused a few daze ago when she photographed herself in another part of the house away from Howard so she can indulge in her smoking habit talking about prepping for a pizza party wearing her giant elastic waist denim skirt. Hiding those cigs sucks, doesn't it, Beth? I think Howard likes the kind you only inhale and then get a fat stomach due ot raiding the fridge. But Beth looks like her giant elastic waistband has a bulge. And we know she is beyond the pregnancy scare bullshit she's pulled in the past. It won't work on Howard anymore. He finally admits she is past the rabbit dying years although she stocks her weird house with them now. Did dear stepdaughter forgive you, Beth, for letting her rabbit out of the hutch and getting lost in the woods? I hope so.
Everyone dreads seeing Beth show up to any party because of her rep in the Hamptons and that sometimes knick-knacks disappear on her way back and forth to the bathroom a million times. Kitchen staff already know she enjoys getting cooking tips from them as she tips back a few bottles of booze and the help look the other way when she bags a few bottles before bopping off into her getaway limo.
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| Beth tries to hide that deflated left boob and bulging right one as we wonder when Howard will get those botched boobs fixed. I guess the day after never. |
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