Whole Lotta Beth

We sure got a whole lotta Beth this summer as she fought her husband Howard Stern's furlough and stormed into Hamptons events like there was no tomorrow with Howard's paid photog in tow to record her comeback after being snubbed in the Hamptons since the first Covid Invasion of 2020 with Howard unable to budge due to his alleged ankle 'jewelry' as exclusively revealed on this famous blog since 2020. 

Molly Kimmel validated this blogger when she compared Howard with Martha Stewart and her ankle monitor when she was arrested and under federal lockdown as exclusively reported on the Beth Fan Page [see blog header for that bombshell].

So everyone took their shot and shut out the Sterns blaming it on Covids when they had nothing to do with it. Everyone is tired of the Sterns horning in on their events and doing nothing but trying to snatch festivity freebies.

However, Beth was disappointed with the measley few pages in Social Life magazine this summer so she keeps posting a million of the photos rejected by that magazine on her Instagram Show because they don't have much of a chance of being printed anywhere else. Howard can only ghostwrite a certain amount of articles hoping to pay Page Six or anyone to print his stale photoshopped photos of Beth along with those stale articles promoting Beth who thinks that posing with animals is charity work because that's all she does. 

Buy Another Batch of Beth's Fresh Kill T-Shirts

from her Pet Cemetery Collection

Beth loves it when her pets bite the dust and she can market their image on t-shirts she sells on her website to get people to send her money for her selfie foundation Beth's Furry Friends (BFF). She wants sympathy purchases by having a t-shirt In Memoriam of her dead pets collection. The pets kick off and Beth kicks off another t-shirt selling campaign hoping the dumb public will give her money for doing nothing but posing with her animals and calling it charity work.

Pretty FUNNY that Beth knows that there will be a whole lotta Beth Fan Page coming back in September, with what? Exclusive TRANSCRIBED excerpts from the rarely live stale Stern Sirius satellite radio show as Beth does a giant Freudian slip in her photo caption.

Beth markets a picture by Howard of dead Jessica the rabbit as she adds

more of these dead pets t-shirts she sells on her website.

Another one of Beth's pets might be ready to be memorialized on an

upcoming Fresh Kill t-shirt for Beth's Pet Cemetery Collection

 that may become available for purchase on her website.

Howard Pushes for Publicity in the Labor Day Issue of Hamptons Magazine

No Beth in sight as usual in Hamptons magazine, not even in the editorial pages, but Howard snuck in a 40 year old photo of himself at a Hamptons eatery that is plugged in the Labor Day issue of the magazine. It features Howard with what looks like his ex-wife Alison back in the day when she trolled around with her husband trying to get noticed. Now Howard is competing with Beth desperately vying for an inch of space in magazines.

The singing group Haim (they are sisters) got the coveted cover of the

Labor Day issue of Hamptons magazine as Beth Stern is SNUBBED again

for the cover.  They opened for Taylor Swift during her big tour this year

while Beth opened a can of tuna for her cat.

Howard is featured inside the issue about some restaurant called 

Larry and the Redhead and about a guy who does parties and promotions

for various events.  Madonna looked like a graveyard ghoul back in the

day with flowers growing out of her head. I guess she had to 

pull the weeds every few weeks.

The Beth Fan Page will be back next week.

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