Repulsion

Beth Fans have been wondering about the state of Beth Stern's bizarre breast implants since yesterday's blog showed how Beth had huge boobs when she first snagged Howard Stern the Radio Relic and then suddenly they deflated and now they are a weird hard mess with the right breast jutting straight out from Beth's body and facing East with the left breast saggy and facing West.

Supposedly, East West was the original name of Kim Kardashian's first lab created baby because she was amazed at how Beth's body is just too weird to not notice it and Beth is in denial and just keeps posting a million selfies showing the sad state of affairs of her breasts as everyone wonders how come Mr. Almost a Billionaire Stern doesn't do something about it and STAT.

Howard is still going with his original scripted bit for Beth and maintains she was a big time model in Europe when she wasn't. All Beth could come up with are some horrible catalog photos from Pittsburgh and New Jersey or a newspaper ad for giant lingerie and pants that never need ironing.

As if the Beth Boob Report wasn't enough, Howard doesn't seem to have a holiday break cliffhanger this year. On yesterday's radio show [see the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 12-5-22], Howard inferred he was getting a giant nose biopsy, or had it already, and was waiting for the lab results. On today's show he already said he doesn't have nose cancer. So much for that bit of drama for that lame bit for the show when the real cliffhanger is, will Santa ever bring Beth new boobs for Christmas or will it be a subject of repulsion as she continues to show off her flat chest with wonky lumpy hard bizarre remains of her decrepit breast implants?

Beth always covers that droopy hard left breast with her hair extensions
and that cavernous rocky breast gap makes me think Howard has rocks
in his head if he thinks this is okay. Tightwad Howard needs
to send Beth to Breast Boot Camp as soon as possible for a team of
surgeons to put her boobs back in the right spots.

 

It's only fair that the famous Dame Beth-Man show her
boobs and yes, they're real and they're spectacular. Sorry, Beth.

Now for today's exclusive Stern Show excerpts.

And, no, for those wondering, Robin didn't get detained at GITMO for selfie fraud [see yesterday's blog entry if you're not keeping up]. But this may be a nice cliffhanger for Howard before he takes off to badger his bosses full-time to get him a TV series. Robin may not return next year if she falls into her underground vacation bunker and her maid thinks she's in Europe and locks the house leaving Robin alone having to tunnel her way to Miami to be rescued by Navy Seals having lunch at a café.

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