Cup of Joe

Today on the Howard Stern satellite radio show, he had a scripted bit when a caller brought up his appearance on that loser cable show irritatingly called "Morning Joe" with Joe meaning a cup of coffee and for Joe Scarborough, whichever one that is.

Howard was all mad his cable TV appearance was ignored en masse, so had it scripted in the show so Boss Witz can't say that Howard is plugging that cable show, that it was brought up by a random caller. Yeah, I know, what a joke.

But no one can stand that dumb name "Morning Joe" but it means the network can change out those hosts anytime without the network having to spend a dime on changing the name of the show. Apparently we have to guess which one is Joe on that show since these people are not famous. We've got three men on there with one wearing a little blonde wig cap over their facelift suspiciously named Mika.

Morning Mika claimed to never have had a facelift several years ago when Donald Trump took a jab at that java Joe and stated she was walking around his Mar-a-Lago Club with sutures still bleeding on the sides of her face because her facelift had not yet completely healed which shut down that coffee cup mouth of hers for good.

Then Beth parades on "Morning Joe" to let Mika see the cat she is dumping on Mika as a birthday gift for her daughter, but Beth stated she needs to take the cat home with her first to FOSTER IT - yeah, insert laughter here - and when Mika finally got the cat, it was a wild banshee that couldn't even be good for a two second photo in an online magazine [see the November 25, 2022 Beth Fan Page blog entry for that exclusive story].

Which one is Joe?

Savior of Sirius Update

There is no stopping the Savior of Sirius Andy Cohen and he's got a new book coming out next year and it's ready for pre-order. Interesting that Howard Stern couldn't even come up with some phony kid for he and Beth to parade around with while Howard still pretends his 53 year old wife is still deciding on whether to have a baby or not as if anything will emerge naturally from Beth O except gas.

Beth Stern's Future?

This blogger's alleged Stern Informant has said that Beth's camp is in turmoil warning her to stop her Botox and face filler addiction or she could end up looking like Simon Cowell. Sometimes people have allergic reactions or that stuff is injected and botched by a doctor drunk off their ass and they go overboard and the patient is told the swelling and hardness will eventually dissipate but that's all theory. 

Insiders believe that Simon got Silicone injections and the liquid is 
uncontrollable and can shift and harden and be irreparable
without massive plastic surgery procedures while Howard Stern
is doing a Voodoo fire dance hoping Simon's stellar
TV career is permanently ruined.

Now for today's exclusive Stern show excerpts that you will find nowhere else on the Internet. 

Grab a cup of Joe and enjoy. I prefer a cup of Timothée Chalamet, myself.

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