Flight of the Scammed

Howard Stern related on his satellite radio show today how his wife Beth, ordered a cat print dress from China that was advertised on a Facebook account and never received it. 

Beth thought it would be great to wear it when she posts photos on her Instagram (IG) site because she truly believes it is a real show on the Internet and she needs a wardrobe, all tax deductible I might add, for her cat charity business she runs out of her posh properties having the nerve to think that posing with cats and a few wild hares is considered charity work and people should give her money to keep doing it.

Then we find out that Robin Quivers might be spending time in a federal prison over the holidays because she claims that she is a victim of identity theft and is having a difficult time proving it. I guess she'll be free of all those credit card bills piling up all around her while Howard Stern still freezes her out of the show, relegating her to a squawk box facing another salary adjustment come January.

But Beth is always hawking something on her IG show and on her foundation website to coincide with a death of her cat and she staggers the cat deaths and waits for the right time which is when she is selling jewelry or a calendar or whatever crappy items Howard can come up with that are shipped from China and they slap their "Bianca's Furry Friends" name on it where people give the $900 millionaire Sterns cash to house a few cats before dumping them back onto the charity that pays Beth a salary as their useless spokesperson and board member, the North Shore Animal League.

Beth is no stranger to fugly clothes with cats printed on them and the alleged Stern Informant that is in contact with this blogger stated that it was Zuckerberg that put the kibosh on that order because he reportedly stated that if he sees Beth stuffed into another designer dress that Ralph Cirella had to take out at the seams to make it bigger to fit Beth's wide ass, his hair transplants will dry up and fall out again.

Cat Print Beth

On today's Stern show, Howard acted like Beth had never thought of wearing cat print dresses before and parading around in front of a camera or on her IG show to sell her pet adoption gimmick to the public thinking she actually does anything other than photoshop a few cats into photos and calls it charity work.

We think China put a ban on anymore
cat print dresses being sent to Beth.
She's reached her limit of tacky.

Will Santa Bring Beth Boobs for Xmas?

Beth and Howard have never addressed Beth's missing giant breasts implants that Howard and Beth lie about and say they never existed. Maybe China recalled them. Beth tries to pretend she still has them when they've been removed years ago and now she has wonky weird breasts with padded bras and who knows what goes on because she does normally hide her gross-out cleavage.

Cheers to Kirstie

Kirstie Alley reportedly has died today after a short battle with cancer which is normally coded language for dropping dead due to battling Covids and losing although no one is certain if multiple jabs got her or not but many people are buzzing that she was much older than her reported age of 71 years old. 

Alleged insiders opine that Kirstie had it tough growing up and turned tricks as a teenager when she was hooked by the $cience lover recruiters that got her that big role in Star Trek and she's been orbiting Hollywood ever since, eventually hitting pay dirt with the $cientology infested "Cheers" TV sitcom that had so many $cience lovers on that show that it looked like a Xenu convention.

Poor Howard's lost another interview guest since the $cience lovers love Stern although Kirstie reportedly was not a fan of the leftist agenda while Howard maintains he is a fan of the ambidextrous agenda because he just spouts whatever he's paid to say on the air and he can sleep well at night with his nylon wig cap and Vermont Teddy Bear.

Kirstie joined the Jen Club, where they can't hide 'it' as they age.
Oh, they chose to not have kids, uh-huh.

Now for today's exclusive Stern show excerpts.

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