After about two years of doing nothing and getting no work in show business, Beth Stern finally badgered her hubby Howard Stern into coughing up some cash to produce another selfie calendar for herself where all the proceeds she nets, grosses, or grabs, goes into Beth's Birkin bag with a peanut portion passed onto the Beth's Furry Friends cat center housed at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) that was funded by public donations.
Beth also gets a salary from NSAL as their useless spokesperson and is on their board of something doing whatever, and the charity has to have fundraisers to help pay for their exorbitant salaries. So, each year it's a struggle to have fundraisers and selling merch to try and fund some of Beth's approximate $30,000 a year salary.
In the past, Beth's done her little selfie calendars funded by Howard and Howard just has to buy up the inventory and dole them out to every PR office in show business and media sites to get publicity for his aged nobody wife who does nothing and is famous for nothing but bagging the aged married radio host until his first wife dumped his ass and taking the whole pie with Howard getting the crust with Beth stuck in it.
Today, per Beth's normal routine, she throws her animals under the bus when she is craving publicity and needs to sell more shit to the public claiming it's for charity or just for free publicity where she and Howard pretend to be brave for the public, like when Howard press released his dog Bianca died the same day of his appearance on "America's Got Talent". It's all bullshit and free publicity for these aged dolts.
Now she offed her cat Grogu for calendar sympathy so a bunch of idiots out there will buy her calendar featuring 12 pictures of Beth with a few animals stuck in the photo that you have to find, since Beth takes up the whole photo.
Beth jumped the gun in April of this year when she inferred her cat Walter had died, but Beth flubbed up and had to pretend she never said anything about it, that it was just a NSAL blog post with a photo of Howard and Beth looking pensive pretending these animals are their kids.
So, now it's the real death of her cat Grogu just as Beth wants to divert attention away from turning her fake age of 50 in July, and what a coincidence, it's timed with her release of her over-priced NSAL calendar featuring 12 photos of BETH with a few animals stuck in them. Who the hell wants 12 photos of BETH?? Nobody, but Howard will have to buy the inventory and dole them out to every PR office and try and get them printed online or perhaps try and pay Social Life Magazine to once again take Beth when they've snubbed Beth for two years and counting.
YES, Beth is now resorting to pet calendar sympathy:
Boo hoo, my cat Grogu dropped dead!!! Buy a few calendars at 30 bucks a shot to ease my grief!!!!
Link to Beth's big calendar in the screenshot above:
This pet death publicity stunt is an OLD GIMMICK from these aged cheese Sterns. They are so BRAVE while having Dr. Jackie the Joke Vet visit to kill off a cat as they are so brave to soldier on because Howard got free tickets to a Broadway show.
They are always BRAVE when Bianca the dog was roasted in a crematorium just as Howard was on the air to talk about it and got it press released. Wow, what a coincidence. Same with all these animal death stunts. The timing is amazing.
Oh gee, I have to soldier on and sell an overpriced NSAL calendar where all the net proceeds [which means everything], goes into Beth's furry pockets while she passes off maybe a peanut portion to NSAL to house a few cats at the Bianca's Furry Friend's cat center where everyone else paid for that cat center but the Sterns. Proceeds is a meaningless term whether gross or net or whatever.
From the current NSAL website about where the money goes when you buy a big Beth calendar, the link is above:
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Net proceeds means after big Beth's expenses. So expect zilch to go to anything or anyone but Beth. See the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 3-21-22 for a discussion about net proceeds. |
Let's update Beth's Pet Death Publicity Toll
The following pet death toll list is originally from the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 9-15-2018, "Brave". It was about how Howard and Beth are always 'brave' in the press while racing off to social events stepping over their pet's dead body.
Link to the original blog entry about the Sterns being Brave:
#dawgshed #dogstar #sirius #howardstern #bethostern #brave
#calendar #nsal #petcalendar #animals #walter #sophia #yoda
#grogu #rocktopia #train #agt #nbc #publicity #stunts #pr
#yodagetsabuddy #publicityploy #rescue #nsal #animalrescue
#rescueanimalsfromBeth #proceeds #proceedsgotobeth #calendar
#northshoreanimaleagueamerica #america #greatamericanbullshit
#howard #beth #siriusxm #radio #blogger #instagram #starwars
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