Katie Lee Leads while Beth's Benched

How hilarious is it that Katie Lee Biegel has surpassed Beth Stern in every way. 

Beth's been benched since 2020 and has been shut out of all Hamptons Society events while Katie can't keep her calendar clear for one second. 

As exclusively revealed on this famous blog, Katie's book 'Groundswell' has been made into a TV movie for the Hallmark Channel to air in August and Beth's bud from PA, the superstar Carson Kressley, got Beth's job as host of the Hallmark Channel's Hero Dog Awards as exclusively revealed by this blogger. A search of this blog will bring up those prior blog entries.

But, why this is so funny about Katie is because when she was married to the famous Billy Joel, she and Beth used to be BFFs and Beth always horned in on a bunch of red carpet events in New York as Katie's plus one, otherwise, Beth would have had to have found another pigeon to fly with.

As blogged about exclusively on this famous blog, once the Covid Invasion hit in 2020, everyone on the planet took their shot and dumped Howard and Beth Buttinsky claiming it's because of catching a Covid and having to socially distance from the Sterns but everyone knows that in 2021, just about all events were back up and running but the Sterns couldn't score a seat anywhere, and everyone has their number where Howard would wait outside in the limo and Beth would barge into a Hamptons event, grab a guest to ensure she could not be cut out of the publicity photos being taken, she'd grab a bottle of booze and race out of the place jumping head first into the waiting limo and they would speed off with the event promoters shaking their heads.

Well, that's all stopped and now Kate Lee has Beth's former big life and even showed up at an event wearing the same dress as a celebrity guest which is what Beth did 12 years ago at a NY Fashion Week fashion show. Oh, and Howard can't score anymore freebie fashion week tickets for his wide-assed wife anymore either. Those days are over. Fashionites know Howard spends zero so why have his big giant wife hogging a seat in the front row when she does nothing in the way of publicity for the label and Howard won't buy anything because he'd have to spend another $2,500 on getting the outfit made in Beth's normal women's size 24.

Beth Benched While Katie Scores

Amazing that it was 12 years ago that Beth appeared in the same dress
as Kelly Rutherford during NY Fashion Week. Those days are
long gone as Katie has surpassed Beth in every way even in the
'Duplicate Dresses' category of fame.

Benched Beth Beats Balls

Here's the meltdown of a former red carpet bug who has nothing on the horizon but a stale pet calendar that her hubby Howard will have to buy. Better change all your contact info out there in Hollywood, or a Beth calendar is on its way to your PR office.

Booked Beth Can't Be Unbooked

Anyone out there booking Beth for any public appearances had better realize that she will expect to show up every year until infinity or until you close your shop and declare bankruptcy just to be free from the Sterns.

Beth booked herself into this same Jennifer Miller pet painting gig in front of her
store two years in a row. Good luck being free from Beth the Photo Hog Bug.

Benched Beth Beats It While Superstars Shine

No vacations for Beth this year since everyone else is busy with being famous and Heidi Klum is beached with her twin beaus and had them change their hair color so she could tell which one she actually married.

Sirius Superstar Jeff Lewis Live While Stern Still Furloughed

Jeff Lewis is one of Radio Andy's superstars on Sirius and of course he is still working like Andy Cohen is while Howard Stern's been furloughed, and Jeff briefly talked about a staffer on the Howard Stern show when one wonders how many other shows he actually pitches for while waiting in the dugout at Sirius in their LA Studios. We know Jimmy Kimmel Live is still dead with him having guest hosts fill in, but reportedly, Jimmy is due back on the air on August 8, 2022 while Howard's not due back in his bargain basement radio bunker until September.

I was listening to Jeff's radio show which aired on Thursday, July 21, 2022, but first the background to what he talked about on Thursday. Some time ago, Jeff was in the men's room at the SiriusXM Studios in Los Angeles. From what I gather from his story, he left the handicap stall door wide open and then heard someone walk in and then slam into that door really hard. Jeff didn't see who it was and just ran.

I thought it would be interesting to post this conversation with notes in red by this blogger. Howard might enjoy it.

Depp Duplicates Warhol

Well, who knew that Johnny Depp was a copycat artist. Yes, he is selling some of his artwork and he uses photos with paint like Andy Warhol did and like the famous Dame Beth-Man did using Microsoft Paint and who already did a piece of work of the famous Beth O Stern. Yeah, just about anyone can do it, even Howard with his photos he digitally alters into paintings.

This Dame Beth-Man original artwork originally appeared on the
Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 6-30-2019.

One of the original prints of Elizabeth Taylor by Andy Warhol.

Political Point / Counterpoint

Good-Bye Lt. Uhura

Howard Stern has no show content and sits around waiting for celebs to die, so here's another one for his show when he gets back on the air. We say a sad good-bye to the beautiful and talented Nichelle Nichols of Star Trek fame. She was amazing and could never be replaced. Reportedly, Elon Musk is sending a satellite into space in her honor and hopes it goes where no man has gone before, much like Elon and his lab created cloned kids with Elon never trekking to the womb of a woman. Well, I tried with that one. It sort of works. I think you get the joke.

Of all the female cast members of 'Star Trek', the best were
Grace Lee Whitney and Nichelle Nichols based on looks, talent, and personality.
Reportedly, Nurse Ratched, I mean Chapel, got Grace fired due to
jealousy because she was to become Mrs. Gene Roddenberry and Gene
already allegedly bedded Grace.

Nurse Christine Chapel of 'Star Trek' began dating Roddenberry during
the series and suddenly said there were too many blondes on the show
and got Grace Lee Whitney fired. Everyone hated her from then on
but no one could fire the eventual owner of the Star Trek franchise and
the buttinsky appeared in every incarnation of the Star Trek series and movies,
even the cartoons doing voice-over work, once she became Mrs. Roddenberry.

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