'Groundswell' in the Can / Beth Still Canned

Yes, Beth Stern is still canned by the Hallmark Channel and Katie Lee [Joel] Biegel's TV movie is in the can.

As blogged about recently, the Hallmark Channel made Katie's book "Groundswell" into a movie and Katie is one of the executive producers and appears in the film that's set to air in August 2022.

Katie Lee and her Biegel Boy husband are also already back from their whirlwind vacation in Italy and stayed at the famed Plaza Hotel in New York before heading back to their Hamptons home. In the meantime, Beth Stern is still unemployed and just posts weird selfies of herself in bizarre positions on her Instagram Show hoping that airbrush doesn't snap. 

You can check out the prior blog entries to catch up on this amazing story about Katie Lee's rise to Hallmark fame [ref: BFP 5-7-22; 6-13-22; 6-27-22] following the public canning of Beth back in 2020 as Katie Lee has surpassed Beth in every way. 

Katie was ousted from her marriage to the famous performer Billy Joel after trying to bake a bun in the oven but it got roasted instead so he fired her from the marital nest leaving Katie with enough eggs to fill more than one basket. Katie posted a few photos today on her Instagram Show because today is that lonely loser Beth's birthday while her hubby Howard Stern hopes to resume his schedule of stalking that tasty tart Katie once her new New York residence is finished [ref: BFP 6-22-22]. Howard likes his tarts well-baked and not half-baked like Beth.

Ever wonder what Beth does with all her wigs?

They lead a full life, believe me, before they're recycled

and discarded.

When the wigs have reached the end of their life cycle,
the maids use them as mops to clean the mansion.

Howard Stern always took a lot of vacation time during the summer to make his wife Beth famous and now his boss Jennifer Witz just furloughs him now for July and August. So now, Beth has a calendar she will be marketing as if anyone wants photos of Howard Stern's nobody wife and she will try and crash some Hamptons Society events as usual and we'll see if she can score a plus-one ticket. 

Beth announced on her Instagram show that she will have a repeat performance at Jennifer Miller Jewelry store in the Hamptons so people can give Beth money via her selfie foundation Beth's Furry Friends not to be confused with Bianca's Furry Friends where the donations are shared with the charity that pays Beth as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League. But Beth wins in the end because she raids their donation bins for cat food, towels, blankets, and cat trees that she crams into her posh pads claiming it's all charity work when the Sterns do zilch, they just count everything as a charitable expense and use donated funds for everything from cat toys to sex toys claiming they are entertainment expenses.

Happy Birthday to Big Beth who turns her fake age of 50 years old today and a few people posted their congrats on their Instagram shows.

Noel Clare posted this interesting photo on her Instastory Show today.
I bet she has a lot of Instastories to tell.

General Atmosphere - Beth's Birthday Bash

Beth had a fun time chomping on her birthday cake.
Yes, you guessed it, carrot cake is her favorite.

Now for other news of the day:

Page Six Gets it Wrong

Hilarious that the NY Post, Page Six, posted a photo of Andy Cohen with his newborn baby but guess what, it's a girl not a boy as captioned by the tabloid even though all these cloned lab created babies look alike.

Death Becomes Her

Ivana Trump has fallen down and will never get up. She fell and broke into a million pieces on her staircase like a 100 year old porcelain doll. Family and friends are mourning the loss of the Diva of the Trump Clan while Marla and Melania are sneering in their chicken wings. Donald Trump only married Melania so he wouldn't have to order new monogrammed bath towels.

We all remember when Beth's "cousin" Noel Clare Ostrosky graduated from college with Tiffany Trump [Marla's daughter] and posted some photos on her Instagram show. She posted one photo recently as a call-out to The Tiff. The O Family are famous buttinskys.

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