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Monday, July 18, 2022

Furlough Friends

Both Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel are on summer furlough again as they face pay cuts and low ratings [although Sirius has no ratings] as the two men struggle to cope with their irrelevancy while their wives are aging rapidly in the shadows booking Botox needle appointments like there's no tomorrow.

Since the Covid invasion of early 2020, the only time Howard Stern agreed to appear in front of a camera outside of his darkly lit bargain basement bunker radio studio with pro camera lighting and tons of pancake makeup, is when he wants to brag and show off that he knows Jimmy Kimmel. However, the photos outdoors in sunlight during the day cannot be verified as current. Howard has been in hiding since the Covid invasion and has not been seen publicly in any kind of candid photos or at any events.

As recently blogged about, this blogger was contacted by an alleged insider who claims Stern can hardly move and is wasting away inside his bargain basement radio bunker and Beth is covering up for the aging radio host who is a disappearing nightmare.

Scroll back in this blog to find recent blog entries featuring
this alleged informant.


Kimmel's been bumped off TV and guest hosts are carrying on with his stale late night TV show which is what the networks do when they want to move on from the stale host and see if guest hosts can boost ratings and hopefully get someone like Kimmel to move on. Much like what happened to Wendy Williams. Her health rendered her rarely vertical and she was forced to have filler guest hosts until finally the network replaced Wendy permanently which is what they want to do with both Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel, even though Stern is not on TV but on a stale phone app that Howard thinks is television. His boss Jennifer Witz has to tell him he has a TV show with seasons and that he is on summer hiatus or the old coot would not budge from the satellite radio waves.

Sirius plans on replacing Stern permanently once his latest contract renewal expires which seems like the day after never because time stands still around Stern. Same with Kimmel, the network hopes to find a replacement soon and Kimmel has branched out with his production company doing other stuff so they hope he will pull a James Corden and move on to new pastures. Hilarious that James Corden bragged that it was all his own idea to leave his late night talk show when all he's gotten so far is appearing in weight loss commercials.

Curious photo that Beth Stern posted today on her stale Instagram Show with Howard wearing an outfit and glasses from 2015. Hmmmmm, the plot thickens just like Beth's big butt that is breaking through those lipo bandages.






Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio Update

Andy Cohen is working during the summer months since he's practically Sirius' bread and butter winner for the flailing company and without Cohen, they probably would just fold their tents. Today, he scored the famous actor who played the famous Rocketman in a biopic that hit stellar movie-goer records.





Memorex Monday

Remember when Beth was still pretending to be only dating Howard Stern? Howard didn't want her name printed anywhere because he wanted no one tracking down her non-history on the Internet, and finding out she's just the daughter of a felon dentist from PA with no real modeling experience. Then, when Howard deemed it was okay to print her name because Beth was having fits about it, the press got it wrong on numerous occasions because Beth is an unknown former frizzy salon perm model from PA.




Superstar Simon Cowell Update

It's a good thing Jennifer Witz finally shelved Stern for the summer because he was getting too upset over superstar Simon Cowell and his stellar hit NBC show "America's Got Talent" (AGT). Howard can't take it that Simon may be headed down that aisle very soon to marry his gorgeous long-time gal pal and mother of his son. And, NBC is an affiliate of Sirius and they can't have Stern constantly berating AGT and Simon and they are not letting Stern appear as a guest judge either and Witz is at her wit's end dealing with that too.




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