Furlough Freedom

YES, today was the last show of the summer for the stale Howard Stern satellite radio show since Howard's new boss Jennifer Witz is in Sirius town and finally took control of that loser black hole of a show and shut it down for two months like she did last year and put Stern on furlough which means freedom for the rest of us this summer with only reruns on the Stern channels.

Witz tried to put the Fritz on the Stern show for all three months of the summertime season but they negotiated for two months. At least it saves Sirius some much needed revenue and of course the Savior of satellite radio Andy Cohen with his famous stable of stars from Radio Andy will remain on the air since that is the moneymaker of the company. Plus, as everyone knows, Cohen is on BravoTV, a real TV show network unlike Howard Stern who thinks a phone app is television, or those little clips that are uploaded to his stale YouTube channel is television too when it's not but that's what Witz is dealing with.

Andy even phoned into the Stern show today to give Stern the big kiss-off and say good riddance to the old guy and Andy keeps pushing Robin the news reader into Stern's face because Robin is still mad her part was cut from the show. She is just relegated to worshipping Howard and his loser wife Beth and cackling at all Stern's jokes and that's about it. Howard took over the news reader job to recoup some of the money that was cut from his own salary.

This blogger asked her alleged source about what's really going on with this furlough bit for a second year in a row as this blogger already knew it would be an annual event as already blogged about months if not a year ago.

Alleged insider, "The real reason was because of your stellar Stern
show excerpts. Witz could see that she was funding a show that
provides endless jokes and material for your blog, and not much else.
So, she put the fritz on Stern's show to save expenses and embarrassment."

Here you go, Beth Fans. 

The last of the Stern show excerpts for the summer.

Howard had an invisible Beth Stern as a guest as she

continues to be another disembodied voice over a phone

line and no proof has emerged she's been inside his

basement studio for about two years, only appearing

twice on camera during the early Covid invasion of 2020.

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