Shaken and Stirred

In the wake of the startling alleged insider report on yesterday's blog dated June 20,2022, wherein Howard Stern is actually losing weight and looks like a stick figure, today Howard again inserted food into the conversation and wants a shake and other high-calorie food from a fast-food eaterie since it's plainly obvious that alleged insider was correct.

Further reports from that alleged insider say Howard is on the phone with Dr. Agus more than his fan knows, and it is common knowledge when persons go through a health crisis like cancer or AIDS-related cancers, they become emaciated and need to push aside any normal diet, but turn to the high calorie, high fat foods to try and get some emergency pounds back on their skeleton. Yes, Howard even brought up wanting to be 'Skeletor' on yesterday's show and at other times too, which is what he is now which adds weight to the insider's comments but the weight needs to go on Howard Stern. 

I asked this alleged insider what Stern's problem is exactly, and the alleged insider said, "You don't want to know; no one wants to know, and if the secret came out into the public via the tabloids or anywhere else, he would kill himself, but now that secret might be killing him, in one way or another."

Anyhoo, it's common knowledge that mere stress alone can cause health problems and loss of appetite as Howard keeps badgering his boss Jennifer Witz to get him a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame like all the people he's jealous of already have, like, Andy Cohen, Simon Cowell, Wendy Williams and Howard is NOT on the schedule to receive that coveted star in 2023. Stern wants that as a condition of retirement or he stated, according to the alleged insider, "I'm not retiring!"

Today, the famous and beautiful Holly Robinson Peete received her big star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and reportedly Howard is seething behind those overly dark glasses he wears. He apparently feels that if she can get a star, so can he, but really, she is famous and talented and beautiful and Howard is none of these things.

Today, Howard also brought in his long-time companion, confidante and toady Ralph Cirella via phone and they bantered about nonsense about the fake official meetup of Howard and Beth when that happened a few years before that and that's what allegedly sent Howard's wife Alison to the divorce lawyers, other than Howard buying his married bachelor's pad in Manhattan because he thought after his movie "Private Parts" came out, he could finally dump that wife and kids image and marry a supermodel. Howard was only coming home on weekends when Alison told him to not bother as she had papers served. Of course Howard never caught his big model fish, only a fat fish in a small pond, commonly known as the Pittsburgh Pariah or Piranha.

Beth trotted on the Stern show after their circus wedding at a bar in NYC and Ralph was there, it was some trivia show where they had to see how much Howard trivia they knew and Sterns' parents were there too. Howard had to shove that big Beth giant photo of her in her wide-ass wedding dress in the faces of his parents since they attended none of the weddings of Howard and Beth [Manhattan and the Hamptons]. Ralph complained in the green room how Beth got the pre-nup and Ralph ended up with nothing. So, that was strange in itself.

Beth always claimed she's had no plastic surgery when her
old fugly modeling photo proves otherwise.

Now, onto today's Stern Show excerpts.

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