The Gauntlet

Ever since the premieres and screenings of the new biopic about Elvis Presley, where Tom Hanks plays Colonel Parker, everyone is talking about how gaunt Tom Hanks looks since he was reportedly just about the first one, along with his cackling hen wife, to get Covid while filming the movie in Australia in 2020, and ever since they have allegedly been vaxxed a million times and now what?

Geez, Tom looks like he's allegedly dying of a secret that is killing him and if it got out it would kill him again. However, reportedly, his wife Rita Wilson is still fat.

Is this Hanks or his replacement? He also doesn't move his
arms when he walks which is common among cloned duplicates. 
They try and act normal but either glitch out or otherwise goof up.

Of course, rumorists are spouting that Howard Stern is also a member of the gauntlet and his talks on the air about gaining weight are a smokescreen for what's really going on inside his basement bunker. 

As exclusively revealed by this blogger, Howard has not been seen in public since about March 2020 even though he talks about visiting his ailing parents and riding around in limos, and even said he drove Beth to her cat dumpings that she posts on her Instagram Show that take place in public parking lots.

Howard's boss Jennifer Witz sent Howard permanently to his Hamptons home and told him to pack up all his little sex toys in his office and go home and stay there through the duration of the Covid invasion and beyond. We are now sitting in the middle of the beyond and Howard is nowhere to be seen as already exclusively blogged about on this famous blog.

Yes, people allegedly who are close to Stern are whispering that Howard is down to about 130 lbs and he is about 6'4" having shrunk a few inches due to old age even though he hides inside his bargain basement radio bunker in the Hamptons sitting in the dark and only appearing on a computer screen. Much like what Robin Quivers did for about 17 months with her bout with Staged 4 Cancer when she was only a disembodied voice on the radio and everyone had to pretend she was in the studio. Robin has again dropped some weight and everyone believes it's allegedly from another try at lab-band surgery or a similar procedure aside from her freezing those fat cells via injection under her chin and on her neck.

"It's freaky," opines an alleged insider, "Howard's a walking stick now, like the one he's talked about using years ago ... his body is like sticks under his big clothing."

Alleged insider speaking under the guise of anonymity.

This insider is correct in that Howard said he was using a walking stick and he called it a hiking stick the year prior. See the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated March 8, 2019 for that info. Now Howard has dropped this bit for the show for some reason.

It's plainly obviously to all who work behind the scenes that Howard can barely move and has essentially moved permanently into his bargain basement radio bunker with a bunk off to one side. He may try and meander up to the main floor and then be deposited into an elevator to take him to his master suite where he phones Beth and has Facetime with her because she hasn't lived in the Hamptons for over a year and counting. 

Yes, this blogger has already exclusively revealed these behind the scenes scenarios and a quick search in the search box on this blog will bring up past blog entries. Beth's empty closets are on the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 2-7-21 and 5-10-22 as examples.

Now, onto today's Stern show excerpts.

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