Couch Potato Model

It really just comes down to this. Beth Ostrosky marrying Howard Stern just made her a couch potato model since this is the only gig that has lasted the longest with everything else Howard tried to do to make Beth famous all failed what with the TV shows, appearances, barging onto red carpets, all that finally ended in 2020 with the Covid invasion and everyone dumped those Sterns and never let them back into any event, and Stern can hardly afford to keep paying and paying to not only get into events but get a photog to be sure and take Beth's picture and get it printed online, without Howard getting something in return.

Howard paid for Beth to be on television from day one, like on that awful cable show "Casino Cinema" where she was a monotoned dullard with no fame history prior to meeting Howard Stern and hopping into his Manhattan Man Cave and refusing to leave. Howard even bought the apartments beneath his hoping that would suffice but it didn't. Beth wanted marriage and a permanent contract and she got it but that's all she got. 

Howard actually thought a 33 year old nobody would hit it big in the fame world when she has no fame history. Nothing. Just hilarious old fat photos emerged of her modeling giant lingerie or pants that never need ironing in ads in the back of the tabloids. Then Howard tried to solo modeling calendar for Beth, then horned in on FHM calendars then those were a giant bomb and the magazine went out of business so now it's onto animal calendars. But, yeah, men really wanted a calendar of 12 photos of a 33 year old pinup model with a thick body hanging in their locker. Yeah, uh-huh.

Beth can never compare to superstar Katie Lee Biegel who bagged Billy Joel and got tons of dough out of the old jerk and a few places in the city she bought and sold and she thought she'd have to sell her Hamptons house but could hang onto it once she married a producer from the Food Network where she works and films inside that house so she can save on taxes.

Then the gorgeous supermodel Heidi Klum just keeps getting more jobs and become more popular with each passing year as the years do not show on her perfect face and features.

And Beth? Just a couch model or dog model or cat towel model as she rolls around on the floor of her empty shell houses hoping to get more dopes to donate money to her via her selfie foundation she formed to separate herself from the North Shore Animal League so she can keep all the donations for herself to buy more cat towels and little carpets to roll around on the floor and not get her wig snagged in the worn wood flooring and get splinters in her bum.

Now onto today's Stern show excerpts. Enjoy the hell out of them since you will find these exclusive show excerpts nowhere else on the Internet and if you do it's just some sad losers attempting to copy the famous Dame Beth-Man. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

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