Monsters' Ball

All those monsters at Beth Stern's Florida Monster Mansion are sure having a ball like this blogger has been blogging about, what with them in the pool, all over the Sterns' Florida overgrown abandoned mansion they bought that's still empty save for a few sticks of crappy furniture, and of course the monster iguanas are all over their neighborhood, on the beach, in the ocean and they are having a ball while Beth is stuck there pretending she doesn't care that New York kicked her ass outta there once the Covid invasion first happened in 2020 and she was snubbed from all the subsequent big and small time red carpet events.

Everyone took their shot and dumped those Sterns from all the red carpet events and kept them from crashing their Hamptons events where Howard would sit in the back of a limo and Beth would jump into a Hamptons residence or restaurant, attach her body to the celebs there to make sure she gets photographed, grab some bottles of wine and runs out to that waiting limo and jumps in head first and they bolt outta there back home to their Hamptons sinking ship.

It is so super obvious that Ali Wentworth reads this blog because I have been reporting on the iguana invasion at the Sterns' residence for weeks now and I am the sole person calling them monsters. Beth can no longer ignore the fact they are all over her Florida fortress, all over the neighborhood, the ocean, the beach, everywhere and she's pretending she's okay with getting STUCK in FLORIDA as a giant ignored iguana, I mean, pariah.

SO obvious Ali read my blog from yesterday dated 5-16-22 that I named "Monster Mansion". How hilarious is this? Did Beth even get the dig by Ali in her comment to Beth's iguana Instagram upload today? Probably not.

Now for today's stale Stern show excerpts where Howard again brings up Amber Heard allegedly pooping on Depp's side of the bed storyline when one wonders if this is a defamation lawsuit or a defecation lawsuit. Hahahaha. Don't steal that, Howard.

Superstar Supermodel Heidi Klum Update

While Beth Stern is floating around on an inner tube at her Florida swamp, Heidi Klum was in Vegas with one of her twin husbands looking gorgeous at the Billboard Music Awards.

Super Simon Cowell Update

Simon Cowell and Howie Mandel are ratings winners with "Canada's Got Talent" and Howard can't even get a guest judging spot on that show even though his stale satellite radio show is supposedly broadcast somewhere in that hemisphere. As already exclusively reported on this blog, Simon is engaged and expected to wed his gorgeous gal pal and baby momma and reportedly, he wants to marry her during the summer season of "American's Got Talent". We think Howard will be in hiding during all this as his boss Jennifer Witz wants him on furlough again this summer like she did last summer so it should work out or Howard's head will explode and he may have to be institutionalized due to his jealousy of Simon's perfect life and being on television and Howard's not.

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