Monster Mansion

Beth has finally embraced the fact she lives at a Monster Mansion with all those little Godzillas roaming around the entire neighborhood with Howard Stern getting stuck with an overpriced Florida Reptile Ranch that he got suckered into buying because he needed to dump that money he got from being paid as a judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" into an investment and trying to prove to Rush Limbaugh that he was rich enough to purchase real estate in Palm Beach and now he's stuck with that overblown monstrosity and Beth is snubbed by everyone in the society clique so actually, they accomplished nothing but Beth trying to save face she can no longer get into any NY red carpet events, especially since Beth was primarily a plus-one to Katie Lee formerly Joel and now since she's married her Biegel Boy, she's got her own rich life with a human baby and doesn't play house pretending she's a mom to animals. Well, now Beth's Queen of her Reptile Ranch and that's about it.

As blogged about, Beth used to do porch fashion shows at her Florida Fortress & Basement Cosmetic Surgery Center with the last one in 2018 and in 2019 she revealed her place was overrun by reptiles. Beth could no longer hide the fact she couldn't go outdoors for more than a few minutes and not get chased off the porch by those giant iguanas that roam around everywhere. 

See the Beth Fan Page blog entry 12-1-2019 about the Sterns' Florida Folly:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/12/florida-folly.html

Beth had to start posing on her porch because Howard could no longer score her a freebie corporate ticket to any of the shows at New York Fashion Week and especially not a front row seat since those go to people that are mostly under the age of old and are celebrities, not just loser wives of some radio relic that is a tourist attraction and oddity to anyone who may remember that old Stern show 28 years ago airing out of New York and what with all his nationwide syndication deals being canceled, Stern had to go to pay radio to stay afloat and have a measure of relevancy. But he and Beth are disappearing nightmares because everyone took advantage of the Covid invasion of 2020 when everything was shut down and everyone shut out the Sterns for good. 

Beth got chased off that porch by a million reptiles and
now she can only run outside for a few minutes to get her
picture taken in some wide-ass bathing suit and run
back indoors and upload it to her IG show.

Here's today's Stern show excerpts.

Cannes is as old as Cher

Both are 75 years old even though Cher clicks over to 76 on May 20. Everyone remembers when the famous Beth Fan Page exclusively reported on Howard Stern being at Cannes to promote his straight-to-bomb movie "Private Parts" sans his wife and escorted his movie wife Mary McCormack all over the place and even escorted her to movie screenings sans any chaperone, namely, Howard's wife. Reference the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 5-7-2018.

Official poster of the Cannes Film Festival.

Andy Cohen the Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio Update

Superstar Andy Cohen was seen today at the Upfronts events starting out with the NBCUniversal Upfront in New York where the networks each have their own events to publicize their shows, their content, technology, and partnerships and celebs can make the rounds selling their wares but Howard has no wares to sell. It's a huge event for all of the networks and their stars but Howard's not on TV and no network is courting him for anything but maybe getting the name of a weaved wig master and that's about it.

Andy Cohen at the NBCUniversal Upfront arriving at the studio
to perform on stage in a BravoCon dance number.

Radio Andy Superstar Michelle Collins Update

Michelle travels the globe and broadcasts from places like Italy or England just using her laptop computer and doesn't need a big stupid overblown studio like Howard Stern does just to feed his fat ego, pretending he's Johnny Carson when Carson wouldn't let that jerk near his show when he was in charge.

As already blogged about, George Takei was live and in person at the Sirius studios on May 9, 2022 [see the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated May 10, 2022 for that info] and Howard was on the air that day but failed to interview George Takei.

George Takei's interview aired on the Michelle Collins show
on Friday, May 13, 2022.

On Michelle's show she related her story of a terrifying run-in with the giant iguanas in Florida. She grew up in Miami and the apartment complex where she is staying now has a swimming pool and she also walks on the dock and a giant iguana was blocking her on her way back to her apartment. She said it was 9 feet long and looked like a small dinosaur. She freaked out and tried to get help from a nearby man who was useless of course and failed to help the damsel in distress. Michelle ended up somehow getting around the iguana and running. She said on the air while relating this story that she thinks it's the same iguana that hangs around there all the time and the locals are used to it. Someone told her you can feed them fruit which they like although the Sterns are never videotaped anywhere near the creatures they just do selfie voice-over appearances. Michelle should host Beth O Stern on her show and talk about their iguana experiences and then it could segue into a permanent show for Beth on Radio Andy hosting a "Reptile Ranch Romper Room with Beth O and Friends" and Beth can interview people on the docks in Florida about their reptile run-ins and romances.

This is why Howard snubbed George Takei and refused to interview him
the week of May 9 on Stern's show. Howard couldn't take it that George
was going to be a giant spectacle and superstar hero in New York
for the giant Inaugural Japan Parade and Howard's an ignored
nobody. Howard still has not mentioned this parade on his radio show
because he's too jelly of George.

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