Howard appeared via voice-over on his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern's Instagram show on May 20, where someone videotaped a duck in their swimming pool or a pond on their stale property.
Yes, Howard actually quacked like a duck in that IG voice-over performance so maybe it's an audition tape he will shop around to get another movie made about Howard the Duck or just get into some cartoon as a duck voice-over job. He sounded nuts.
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| Howard sounded nuts waking up a duck in his pool or pond at his empty Florida Fortress quacking like a duck to this duck. |
In recent months, Howard's been practically crying on the air about how broken up he is with the decline of his parents' physical and mental capabilities when everyone thinks Howard may beat them to the looney bin and is packing his pockets with coins to pay the ferryman Charon to cross the River Styx and reach Hades before his mom and dad do or doo doo since Howard loves shitty humor and having a pile of shit as the emoji he picked for his dad Ben Stern.
Pretty FUNNY that Howard pretends to be all broken up over his parents when not long ago he did an emoji of his dad as a piece of CRAP and his mother Ray was a giant CACKLING SPENT HEN.
OH gee, he really loves his, parents, right? WRONG. He can't wait until they become fossil fuel.
Remember this when Howard Stern CRIES on the air
when his parents drop dead.
James Corden Gets Canceled Update
James Corden's overblown contract apparently is finally finished so the network can kick him to the curb and replace him with someone that comes at a cheaper price yet no word on the status of Howard Stern's telephone terrorism and him constantly phoning the network badgering them to give him the job.
However, the real sleeper in all this is the Radio Andy Stablemate Superstar Michelle Collins. She also has a podcast on Stitcher and is stitching her shawl waiting for that callback from the network to give her a test run as the host of the late night show.
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| Interesting that Vanity Fair failed to recommend Howard Stern to replace Corden. HAHAHAHA. |
Howard is Still Jelly of Andy Cohen Update
Howard Stern promoted Conan O'Brien in 2019 claiming he was the best interview of all time when Howard was trying to sell his loser book of Sirius interviews.
Oh gee, what a giant coincidence that Sirius acquired Conan's podcast and other stuff and he will have his own comedy channel because the jerk has sharks surrounding his career and needs Sirius to keep it afloat.
Sirius needs the publicity and Howard needs the MONEY and the CASH because he is PAID to promote Sirius and their celebrities however he fails to promote Radio Andy and his super stable of stars AND the FACT that Andy Cohen acquired his own separate music channel on Sirius called the Kiki Lounge and Howard is still fighting Witz who put the Fritz on any more channels for Howard who can barely hang onto what he has now with Howard 100 as his daily show and reruns while he's on vacation and Howard 101 as mainly a musical guest channel or it airs some stale special interviews or old bits from the show.
Now, here's today's Stern show excerpts.
OH, WAIT. HOWARD'S ON VACATION FROM HIS STALE SHOW!!!
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