Biegel Beats Beth

As reported many times on this famous blog, Beth Ostrosky Stern, or Beth O as Howard wanted people to refer to her in the early days of their relationship when she modeled pants that never need ironing, Beth O has been minus any jobs since 2019 when she did her last taping of the Hallmark Channel's Kitten Bowl and then she was ousted as the co-host of the Hallmark Channel's Hero Dog Awards show with James Denton but his Hallmark TV series was canceled, so of course they were not keeping Beth on board since she has no work, no job, no shows anywhere on any network.

Plus, her last gig was the airing of the Bobbly Flay foodie show that was taped in 2019 and aired in 2021 which was well after the start of the Covid invasion yet it was obviously taped before that since no one wore masks, the audience were maskless and crowded all together and the hosts and guests never socially distanced themselves from each other staying at least 6 feet apart and never wore masks. For the Flay report, see the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 4-17-2021, 4-26-21, and 5-27-21.

The only way Beth could barge onto the Bobby Flay show was due to Beth always being a plus-one to the famous Katie Lee, formerly married to Billy Joel, and now married to a Food Network producer Ryan Biegel who became her Biegel Boy and had a human baby and Beth has never been the same since Katie's newfound fame and happy human family unit while Beth's been mothballed to her Florida empty fortress that has a few sticks of old furniture in it and she will never post photos from it except to show some cats stuffed in a room or one time she posed in the foyer with Howard who refuses to move into the place for marital tax reasons and he keeps press releasing how it's constantly under renovation to avoid certain taxes claiming it's always under construction while Howard is mothballed to his bargain basement radio bunker in the Hamptons broadcasting his Sirius satellite radio show and he pretends to be on TV when he's only on a Sirius app with none of his shows saved, they are always routinely deleted while he has only clips uploaded to his stale Stern Show YouTube channel.

Beth's emotional stability had left the building once Katie Lee had a real human baby and not just a dog she adopted via Beth Buttinsky from the charity that pays Beth a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) where to this day, Beth just has a monthly bragging blog where she pushes cats in people's faces thinking it's charity work while she sits in her posh real estate trying to claim they are animal rescue shelters which is a giant joke. Yeah, everyone would pay to see that quarterly tax return on all of Howard's properties where he stuffs a few cats in cages and then Beth's NSAL carrier pigeons are constantly picking them up and dropping them off at foster homes or dumped back into the county animal shelter system.

All Beth is doing is posing with old pieced together two-piece outfits because she can't fit into normal sized clothing. Each piece is its own weird size. She's got a million of those ruffled big bra tops too, normally in white. You can tell an old photo because they have no new cats in them, just her older resident house cats that have been there for years.

Loser Beth has nothing to do but post selfies of
her wide 52 year old body.

Creepy Beth can't take it that she has no human babies to brag about and even hosted a dress-up empty birthday party for her cat Helen with only one of her Persian cats that showed up along with a few stuffed animals. Oh, you think I'm joking? Then you don't follow her sad Instagram Show, do you?

Crazy Beth keeps losing brain cells every time Katie appears in public
with her real human baby while Beth keeps pretending Helen is her baby
while she models those cheap shit shirts hoping to sell a few to
pay for her quarterly taxes on that Florida empty corporate center
pretending to foster cats there while Howard refuses to move in
and claims constant renovations to avoid certain property taxes.

Now onto today's Stern Show excerpts.

Johnny Depp the One Item Slanderer

Johnny Depp won all the counts of slander against Amber Heard yet Amber won one count of three in her counterclaim against Depp claiming he did slander her and the jury agreed on one count only yet it could've been his lawyer that actually slandered her. 

Interesting how Depp cannot stand up without the help of a bodyguard while he is in England performing a super boring concert with Jeff Beck. I mean, it's so dismal what with Depp thinking he can sing and he drones on in a weird moaning sound and Beck wants to actually release an album with Depp and his mediocre strumming on that guitar he tries to play. A YouTuber uploaded a clip from the concert with Jeff Beck and Depp looked like a wasted loser on stage but that's his normal look, I suppose, as one wonders what alleged pep pills he was given to remain vertical in court all those long weeks battling with his old former Ball and Chain.

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