Home, Home on the Reptile Range

Beth continues to hide inside her Florida Folly that's home on the range to her reptiles that have overtaken that place and all she can do is run outside for a two-minute selfie photoshoot and run back in the house to escape from the little Godzillas that carry all kinds of creepy diseases. She likes to take their picture because she has to pretend she's okay with Howard dumping her there for good with Howard never moving in and only posed for a foyer photo years ago.

As blogged about on numerous occasions, Beth used to do a big porch fashion show at the Florida house timed with the New York Fashion Week shows because her husband Howard Stern can't get her any freebie corporate tickets and she is an unmarketable nobody with no designers seeking her out to try and stuff her chunky body into their designer duds and all the seams would have to be taken out by Ralph Cirella or Felix the Tailor and Howard doesn't want to bother paying extra for all that nonsense that will amount to nothing. Beth never does big photoshoots inside the Florida Mystery house because she just inhabits the first floor with almost no furniture and then haunts the basement cosmetic surgery center where she spends most of her time getting waxed, needled, and vacuumed.

Beth never has and never will get any clothing or cosmetic contracts and I don't think she ever had a contract with anything or anyone outside of the Hallmark Channel or HGTV contracts that have expired and no one is renewing anything on Beth O while she fights to hang onto those little selfie breast implants that come and go as quickly as those removable pads she stuffs in those bras.

It's so obvious this is Howard's final giant corporate housing investment. He's never been photographed anywhere outside because he's terrified of those creepy reptiles and he's only been photographed one time in the entryway and that was it. He refuses to move in and it's always under renovation for tax loophole purposes. 

I doubt he can sell his reptile ranch to anyone. I guess when he finally buys the farm and moves on permanently from this ranch, his family can sell it off and get whatever they can since it will be an empty shell of a house, overrun with reptiles that are protected by wildlife services. Maybe some reptile research college will buy it and house students there to study these monsters, who knows at this point. But Bethie will have to pack up all her little cat toys and hike out of there once her meal ticket mate meets Hades.

Herc's met Hades and he seems like a reasonable guy and not bad looking either. I think Howard will enjoy the afterlife and he can broadcast his little loser radio show from the bowels of hell to his heart's content. Just like Groundhog Day, a never ending radio broadcast to bore the hell out of people stuck in hell. How fitting they would have to hear the Stern show throughout infinity or Xfinity or SXM to pay for their earthly sins.

Beth has to pretend she's okay living at this reptile hellhole. Yeah, she skipped a few years reporting on this yet her outdoor porch fashion shows ended in 2019.

Remember when the Sterns also talked about the super high winds
at the Florida house? Reference the Beth Fan Page blog
entry dated December 1, 2019.

Howard and Beth at their Florida Reptile Ranch.

Now, onto today's Stern show excerpts.

Depp vs Heard Defamation or Defecation Trial Update

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