Beth has always claimed to be a world famous model when none of that is true. After years of trying to locate Beth's European modeling jobs or even one photo, this blogger deemed that it was untrue Beth ever modeled anywhere outside of Pittsburgh and New Jersey where she did catalog work and posed for some frizzy perm modeling photos in a beauty salon. That was it. So now, Howard tries to pretend Beth was a big time model like Heidi Klum when she wasn't.
Since 2016, I've blogged about the countdown to Beth's meltdown over being snubbed every year and her doing stunts on her Instagram show to deflect from the fact she's a giant ignored nobody and Sirius ain't payin' for a big table at the event. One wonders why the selfie proclaimed huge money earner Howard, Mr. Almost a Billionaire, can't score a couple of tickets to the event when creeps like those SNL comics can get a seat. I guess Lorne Michaels pays for a table or whatever for promotional and tax deductible purposes since it is a benefit charity event to raise money for the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Yes, each year the Met Gala comes and goes, and it's always held on the first Monday in May except for the Covid Invasion of 2020 when it was canceled and in 2021 it was held in September, with Beth running for a ledge and Howard having to drop a net over her.
This was the most famous selfie meltdown of Beth for the Met Gala snubola in 2014 that was posted on the Beth Fan Page on May 4, 2018:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/05/met-meltdown.html
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| Beth has a crazy meltdown for every Met Gala. |
Tonight's theme for the Met Gala is Gilded Glamour and all that's gilded on Beth is her gold plated necklace from Macy's. But Gilded Glamour is the dress code for the theme, "In America: An Anthology of Fashion".
From People.com:
Leave your black ties at home because the dress code for "fashion's biggest night" on May 2 is a white-tie affair with an emphasis on Gilded Glamour, per the fine print on Anna Wintour's coveted invitation.
The dressing guidelines complement the highly anticipated sartorial event's theme, "In America: An Anthology of Fashion," serving as a part two to last year's "A Lexicon of Fashion." According to Vogue, this year's theme will celebrate the "inclusivity" of American fashion.
The Met Gala theme covers the time period from 1870 to 1890, known as the Gilded Age. The era is known for major industrialization and put the likes of John D. Rockefeller, J.P. Morgan, and Cornelius Vanderbilt on the map.
Unprecedented prosperity and cultural change were significant. The light bulb was patented, the telephone was invented, wages skyrocketed — and seemingly instantaneous, so did skyscrapers and fortunes.
Poor Beth doesn't need to read the fine print on Wintour's invitation because she's never received an invitation in her life from her even though she and her hubby Howard Stern claim she was a world famous model in her heyday but the only hay that chick's seen is in a barn modeling giant plus-sized wool coats. Howard likes to brag about his wealth and claims to turn down tons of movie and TV offers when he can't even afford a ticket to the Met Gala and grease some palms to score a ticket. Howard would have you think that he is so famous that Anna Wintour would beg him to show up. Ha.
This year, Beth's Countdown to her Meltdown did not disappoint as she seemed to post photos from a few years ago passing them off as current. It's common knowledge Howard and Beth play photo session model and photog all the time, except that Howard stated publicly he was done with his photography bit. They already have thousands of unpublished photos of Beth that she will dole out and we all know they are old because they are repeat outfits and/or repeated old jewelry and styling from photoshoots from years ago.
Howard normally tries to shop around those Instagram photos and plug them in PR articles he pays for or try and get Beth on some jewelry site to pretend they asked her to model their jewelry when they didn't. Most of Howard's photos were all take before 2019 and Beth likes to dole them out and pass them off as current, especially the ones that only feature her own house cats that have been around forever and the photos can't be dated. Plus, no one can track those alley cats she pretends to foster on her Instagram show, they all basically look alike so who knows when those photos were taken and she has already dumped those cats onto real foster homes.
Beth passes off old photos as current and doles them out on her Instagram Show to make it seem like she's so super busy when she's not. She barely spends a total of a few hours each week taking cat selfies, if that.
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| This cat dumping most likely took place in March 2022, not April. |
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| Beth tries to pass off a love set photo of her with Howard on May 1, 2022, when it was already part of the original photoshoot that happened in the summer of 2019 with only slight differences in the styling since this is what the Sterns do. They stage big photoshoot sessions with various clothing and accessories and try to shop them around for some site to print them or Beth just posts them on her Instagram show. Never let a stale photo go to waste, folks. |
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| Again, as a part of Beth's Met Gala Meltdown, she posts a photo today that's from an old photoshoot from 2015 and passes it off as current. Beth's probably had to be sedated tonight to keep her from beating up cabinets inside their penthouse and pouring wine into an enormous glass that's bigger than the bottle it came in. |
Now, onto today's Stern show excerpts.
Met Gala Update
Well, we never saw the famous polyester pants model Beth O Stern grace the red carpet at the Met Gala tonight, and neither did her former girlfriend and Howard's main dish Katie Lee since she married her nobody Biegel Boy who is a producer on the Food Network where Katie tapes her show both in the studio in NY and inside her Hamptons home that she won in the Billy Joel divorce and could barely hang onto it but now it's a selfie tax write-off since she tapes her foodie show there.
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| The Batman villain "The Riddler" showed up with Cruella de Vil at the Met Gala on 5-2-22. Reportedly, Elon is not going to testify at the Amber Heard trial because court clerks could never catch him to serve him with a subpoena. I guess no one served anything to Elon tonight except dinner with all his cloned kids safely in cages. Reportedly, his all-male assembly line kids are physically healthy yet their brains got scrambled during production. |
2022 White House Correspondents Dinner Update
Of course Howard Stern never goes to this dinner because it involves paying for a table and Howard views it as a lowly event anyway, not fit for the King of All Bargain Basement Bunker Radio Shows. Oh, yeah, after seeing these goofs at this dinner, I feel much better about drowning in poverty while my car rusts into oblivion due to gas rising to $50 bucks a gallon while Elon threatens to buy Twitter and take over the world like any Batman villain would do. Oh, yeah, our future is secure. I think Batman Villain Biden may need to get a new chip implanted in his Egghead and Brooke needs new Depends.
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| 4-30-2022, one wonders what they were serving before the dinner. This looks more like the Publisher's Clearinghouse Dinner than the White House Correspondents Dinner. Biden reportedly darted out before dinner because he heard Brooke had Covids hiding under her cellophane dress and she was fighting to keep them from escaping. |
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