Dunked

On today's Howard Stern satellite radio show, he had a caller phone into the show that sounded like they were underwater and it reminded me of Beth O Stern's famous Razor magazine underwater photo shoot where she apparently doesn't know that water puts on weight. So her fat hips and thighs and butt looked even bigger underwater. Howard was also featured on Razor Magazine so he got his unknown model girlfriend a cover feature too and the magazine quickly closed shop and ran which is the normal reaction to getting STUCK with the STERNS.

As stated already numerous times on this blog especially in the exclusive Stern show excepts, Howard now has paid callers call into the show to feed him lines and move the script along which is the purpose of any of the callers since Howard stopped years ago taking genuine live calls when he moved to a pay service. When he was on free radio, he really didn't have a choice but take calls from the public. Of course since Howard gets another paycheck working as his own engineer for the show, he had control over all the callers and could cut them off when he didn't have an answer for them because he can't ad lib and he will just freeze up.

Here's today's show excerpts.

Beth is Still Snubbed Update

Beth likes to pretend how she has a bunch of celebrity friends including that irritating Ali Wentworth when Beth went nowhere because she was not invited to her book signing. I thought Howard was going to have Ali on his stale satellite radio show to plug the book so how come he couldn't get Beth the big invitation to this party?

Impending Economic Collapse Update

While America faces impending famine, higher gasoline prices, and paper coffee cup lid shortages at McDonald's, the super rich don funny goofy hats and yuck it up gorging on gourmet grub in Central Park. Oh, yeah, glad we all voted for Mighty Joe Biden as he bides his time until someone notices he's not moving.

5-4-22, Richy Rich Ali Wentworth at the Central Park
Conservancy's 40th Annual Frederick Law Olmstead Awards
Luncheon.

5-4-22, the super rich wear funny hats while the servant class
remains masked and enslaved serving the rich their food.
No feast or famine for these guys, no stocking up on paper straws.
This woman was at the same event as Ali but I didn't feel like
retyping that big long event name again here.

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