As exclusively reported on this blog, Andy "The Savior of Sirius" Cohen has been back to work inside his studio at Sirius as well as other of Radio Andy's stable of star hosts, and is hitting it out of the ballpark interviewing top celebs nonstop and scored the famous A Lister Lizzo as already blogged about as well as hosting his famous TV show "Watch What Happens Live".
As usual, Stern was sitting home while his guests are at Sirius where the musicians used to perform at his now dismantled former studio, the couch is gone, that whole area where guests would sit and where Fred would also sit and other staffers would come and go, and Howard held court at his desk acting as his own sound engineer because he's like a Jamaican that works several jobs all at one time, not because he needs the money, but he is a professional cheapskate and refuses to hire staff when he can do the job. Same with Robin Quivers. He stole her news reader job to hang onto his salary that his bosses are always chipping away at and everyone knows this is the last time Sirius is extending his contract. Howard may sue if they don't renew [that rhymes] and Sirius is ready to battle the beast.
But Howard is not at his desk interviewing guests, he's on a computer monitor and guests have to crane their necks to look at Howard broadcasting weirdly remotely from his bargain basement radio bunker.
Stern's boss Jennifer Witz has put the Fritz on the Stern Show, and now Howard is pretending to be in the studio like how he used to pretend Robin Quivers was inside the studio when she was suffering from staged cancer and was working from her home. Howard forced guests to pretend that Robin was inside the studio when she wasn't. Only her disembodied voice could be heard inside the studio and guests had to pretend she was there for some reason. I have no idea why Stern is so shady.
Now, guests are doing the same thing, pretending Stern is in the studio being interviewed, yet, where is half of Stern's original studio? Gone. Even when Howard interviewed Steve Martin and Martin Short, they were not inside Stern's Sirius studio, they were somewhere else in the building.
According to yesterday's Stern show, now staff no longer have free snacks and sodas because Stern has been sent home permanently by his boss Jennifer Witz, and that's why he frequently will do a bit on his show of a Fake Jennifer Witz to snipe back at her because he is trying to call her out and rage on the air, but he knows he can't so he hides it in a bit attempting comedy on his stale radio show.
It no longer matters that Howard is not at the Sirius building broadcasting because he can barely get any sponsors anyway, so there is no reason for on-air staff bits and skits that they used to due pre-Covid invasion. Plus, the Covid lockdown Stern show sponsor Gardein skipped town and no longer advertises on the Stern show because it did nothing for the company and with Beth bopping around posing on a Peloton, well, that company is gone too as a sponsor. So there is no reason to bring Stern back inside the corporate building, the sponsors have already left that building and Stern can stay home.
Stern's show budget is always adjusted downward each year so now, Sirius is not footing any bills for that loser sinkhole Stern show. Of course, Howard isn't forking out any dough either. See yesterday's blog entry dated 4-26-22 for that info about Stern not providing any freebie snacks to the staff that are at the Sirius building. Howard probably figures that they are now in Sirius space, not Stern space so Sirius can pay for any staff incentives and they are probably telling Stern he needs to foot any bills for extras and Stern is saying a virtual F- you to Sirius.
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| Today's guest Jerrod Carmichael was gazing skyward trying to find the monitor where Stern's little facelift and weave was talking from. Howard likes appearing on a computer monitor because he can use a lens to appear younger on camera than in person as if he's fooling anyone. The old guy can barely hike around that basement to empty the trash can after his broadcast because now he's the basement studio janitor to save money on staff wages. |
Oh, and the walking stick cartoon above? Yeah, remember when Howard stated on the air he needing a hiking stick, then changed it to a walking stick which sparked tons of rumors he can hardly stand or walk anymore and that's the real reason he is hiding inside his bargain basement radio bunker and has one of those chairs attached to his staircase taking him up to the main floor and down again when he needs to appear on the air. Howard has admitted on the air the place is falling apart, yet Sirius is hardly responsible for major renovations to that Hamptons sinkhole that is sinking into that sandpit it sits on.
For the walking stick story, reference the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 3-18-2019 and the screenshot below:
Now, onto today's exclusive Stern show excerpts that even Howard is jelly of and can't get any of his pigeons to post a daily excerpt, just those weird brief show summaries or audio clips he posts on his stale website and those stale clips he posts on YouTube that are absent the exciting commentary by this blogger, the famous Dame Beth-Man.
Depp vs Heard Fight Update
Johnny Depp is the popular one coming and going from the courtroom, zooming in and out of the gates in his Escalade with fans screaming and yelling in support of their favorite Pirate who got stuck with Amber in his poop deck and she pooped all over it. Gamblers are betting heavy on this fight's outcome with many saying that since Depp already lost the battle in Britain, he will lose the war in America. Amber is greeted with boos and hisses when she leaves the courtroom each day but she's such a narcissist she thinks this trial is all about her. Oh, wait.
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| Video was shown in the courtroom of the troubled marriage of Depp and Heard. |
Bullets Baldwin Update
Reportedly, now Alec Baldwin is competing for headlines and is all jealous of Johnny Depp so he badgered police to release his initial interview tape with the cops that took place immediately following the accidental shooting of the cinematographer on the set of his movie "Rust" being filmed in New Mexico and Alec was the star and one of the producers on the film. Interestingly, Julia Roberts married a cinematographer and since allegedly Julia is a snarky anorexic bitch addicted to cigarettes, her hubby is dying to work with Alec to end his misery and he may just get his wish.
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| These two look like psychos cast in a Rob Zombie film. Hilaria announced she is expecting her 7th child yet no one believes she is giving birth to anything but publicity while allegedly a surrogate is being lined up at the Canada cloning center. |
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