Milk Carton Beth

Alleged insiders are whispering that Beth Ostrosky Stern has not been seen at her Hamptons home since she last appeared on her husband Howard Stern's satellite radio show on January 10, 2022. She later phoned into the Stern show on February 15, 2022, but allegedly, no one knows where that call originated.

Everyone knows those stale photos Beth posts ad nauseam on her Instagram show cannot be dated, they are just uploaded by anyone anytime. Beth's last photo on Instagram featuring her mug was her posing with her own house cat Mooshu Peaches Stern, that she's had for five or more years, and it hardly means the photo is current. We remember years ago when Beth used to pose with a current local newspaper on her Instagram show to date and time-stamp the photo proving to her mother that it was current. So, where's Beth? 

Howard had Beth as his very first guest for two Mondays in a row in January and she hasn't been seen since, and as stated, was on the phone to speak during Howard's show on 2-15-22, but failed to appear on camera in person inside Howard's bargain basement radio bunker at his Hamptons sinkhole. Maybe Beth fell through the floor in the basement and Howard didn't notice? Everyone knows that Beth just jets off whenever she wants and hardly notices if Howard's on the air or not, she's said as much on his radio show. Howard's just been paraphrasing conversations he's had with Beth, but that's about it as one wonders if she's just wrapped like a mummy getting an overhaul for her birthday coming in July and she will reveal her new image.

Here are today's Stern show excerpts.

Mighty Joe Biden Update

Biden gave his State of the Union address tonight which was a year late and a dollar short what with the crippling inflation since he took office that he blames on the Russian conflict that just started. 

In case you missed his big speech, here are a few highlights:

Joe: We're not wearing masks! 

Clapping and cheering heard.

Joe: Hey, what about that border? 

Clapping and cheering heard.

Joe: Can you believe the cost of prescription drugs? 

Clapping and cheering heard.

Joe: What about that Russian thing? 

Clapping and cheering heard.

Joe: We're going to make some stuff here and some stuff overseas!

Clapping and cheering heard.

Joe: The kill shot will soon be available for kids under five years old!

Clapping and cheering heard.

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