Cox-Man

Courteney Cox was the stale celebrity guest on today's Howard Stern satellite radio show who is rumored to be the bitchiest of the 'Friends' and still, no Beth in sight and she wasn't even on the phone.

But, as usual Howard insisted on bragging all about Beth to Cox as if Beth is equal to these celebs when she was just a chunky unknown plus-sized catalog model for cheap fugly polyester lingerie and stretch pants that never need ironing. 

I mean, what a fucking joke that Howard has the nerve to bring up his nobody wife that was the bottom of the bottom with a bottom that was the butt of many jokes with Howard having the nerve to brag that grown men were lusting after his wife when she was nine years old. 

Gee, sure sounds like Howard has more problems than we care to know about but that sure explains why he sees a psychoanalyst on a regular basis in case any weird lawsuits emerge from his nursery.

The famous model Beth O models the coveted Kiwi Green polyester pants that
never need ironing. I wonder if Heidi Klum ever modeled for Haband?
I bet she didn't! Brag about that, Howard. Gee, was this the sexy photo that
got Howard's attention all those years ago? Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Here are today's Stern show excerpts.

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