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Monday, February 28, 2022

Driving Miss Stern

Howard Stern sure likes to talk about being driven all over the place yet he never gets out of the car. He claims to be still scared stiff of the Covid Invasion yet is always out and about being driven in that car of his. Amazing, when one wonders where's he going? 

He claims to always go back and forth into Manhattan and then he has to be back in the Hamptons where his bargain basement radio bunker is and his boss Jennifer Witz is not letting Stern back inside the Sirius building aside from him being an alleged vax hoaxster, in that he says he's been vaxxed but no one's sure. 

But Howard was wasting too much of the giant budget to maintain not just his overblown studio, but sucking up all the utilities from the entire building, what with all that CGI lighting, video cameras, heat and a/c and tons of computer equipment, I mean, Howard always takes an annual salary adjustment downward including his stale Stern show operating expenses, so for Howard to try and keep his approximate 40 million dollar a year salary, he's got to take cuts. Aside from that, he has four jobs trying to not get a salary reduction, so he keeps adding onto his jobs and even stole Robin Quivers' news reader job. Howard's the radio show host, engineer, ad reader and news reader, and as mentioned before on this famous blog, he now wants Witz to pay him as a janitor since he has to scoop out the water inside that basement where he is, mop the floor and empty his trash bin.


Here are today's show excerpts. Still no appearance
of Beth Stern live and in person inside the basement
radio studio because she's under wraps. Ha.


















World News Update

As the conflict in Russia escalates, Mighty Joe Biden and his bodyguard Norma Kamali Harris are gearing up for a kick-ass State of the Union address tomorrow night. Reportedly, Biden will address opponents as to why he still enjoys Russian Vodka even after the Putin uprising and will reassure Americans that it is still safe to wear your Russian fox fur coat while providing a nifty home remedy for removing caviar off the cuffs after reaching for the crackers.



Biden/Harris are in training for the State of the Union address tomorrow night.




Beth's Nemesis Update

Beth's been all jealous of her latest nemesis Carson Kressley who took her job as the host of the Hallmark Channel's 'Hero Dog Awards' and also got a spot on Celebrity Big Brother with Howard turning down the job offer for Beth since he is her agent and for some reason he knew that Beth would be a laughing stock and provide this blogger with tons of hilarious content at Beth's expense. Yes, I have blogged about both of these incidents already on the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 11-15-21, 11-17-21, and 12-11-21, to name a few, but there are more that you can search for in the search box at the footer of this blog.

Carson was eliminated from 'Celebrity Big Brother' and he will be a guest on an upcoming episode of the famous Andy Cohen, 'Watch What Happens Live', while Beth is doing a lot of nothing but packing her Instagram with tons of cat photos pretending she is fostering all those felines when it's been reported she's sequestered to the Florida Mystery House basement cosmetic surgery center in a hermetically sealed pod healing from her nips and tucks on that falling facelift as she approaches her fake age of 50 this July. She wants to be all camera ready for all those jobs and appearances that never happen. She just has that alleged taping of that new cat rescue show for the new GAC cable channel. They can't call it the Kitten Bowl because that name and brand is owned by the Hallmark Channel. But, as I blogged about several times, Beth got dumped by Hallmark and sent her packing so Howard came up with GAC to air that borefest for next year's Super Bowl Sunday. See the recent blog entry dated 2-13-22 for the GAC report.

Whew, that was a lot to say there.


Carson Kressley is riding rings around that ol' Beth.








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