Hero Howard

A caller on today's Howard Stern Sirius satellite radio show called Howard her hero but we think she may have meant a hero sandwich because it doesn't make sense. Howard being a hero is like calling Joe Biden the President. I mean, both men basically just read a script and then go back into their cave and hang from their feet hiding from daylight snatching at flies.

Funny how lately on Stern's stale satellite radio show when Beth makes her appearances allegedly live and in person, they are no longer uploaded to Howard's YouTube channel. Beth only appeared early on in the Covid invasion on camera but I guess Howard likes to pretend Beth's there with him which, as I commented just recently on this blog, how strange Howard is with his deception. One wonders what else he is hiding if he feels he can be honest about almost nothing that goes on in his life or on the show, it's all fake. Yeah, he mentioned his daughter Ashley again today when one wonders if she's licensed to practice as a nurse anywhere except being the private nurse to the Stern family. We just know when Howard kicks the can his medical records will be completely sealed and Ashley can make sure they are locked up tight in a vault with a natural causes standard statement issued to the press.

Now, onto today's show excerpts.

Aged Purpose Girls Update

Probably the longest running sight gag is that old Pamela Anderson who refuses to just go away but then she could not afford globetrotting to all the yacht-spots and meet rich men trying to get them to marry her so they can pay off her gold-digging debt. Tonight was her Broadway debut starring in "Chicago" and is rarely ever seen without her bodyguard, broker, and gopher son Brandon Lee. She must be like the Sterns and keeps a plastic surgeon on retainer since she is also never seen without a Botoxed face and wig. 

58 year old Pam with her creepy son heading into Good Morning America.

My gosh, what a fright. She resembles an old Sheree North.

Reportedly, Pam will be Putin on the Ritz with her galpal Naomi Campbell draped in Russian Fox Fur trying to wedge a blood diamond onto that little finger of hers. Remember when Naomi had to testify in court to something about some huge diamond she was gifted? She was dating some Russian gazzillionaire at the time, not Putin, but talks are now underway to stop the conflict in Russia by having Naomi act as Peacemaker hoping all the old guard Russians' pacemakers don't explode when she arrives utilizing her assets.

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