Draining the Swamp

Apparently, Beth Stern dug up some more of those stale out-of-season shirts to sell to the public with her cat Helen printed on them from a pencil drawing by her hubby Howard that he decided to paint over and make it into a phony watercolor that he passes off as hand-painted and printed to reproduce on shirts as they try and pay their electric bill at their overpriced properties that he is desperate to dump onto other suckers, I mean, other home buyers. All their tons of merchandise is getting pretty moldy in their bargain basement bunkers. 

As reported yesterday, March 21, 2022, Beth and Howard are trying to make some dough for their selfie foundation Beth's Furry Friends where people are supposed to give Beth money to cage a few cats when she is nowhere to be seen and just skates around all her properties getting her face bloated with Botox claiming that all that free help from the charity that pays her a salary to shill for them, the North Shore Animal League, qualifies Beth as a charity worker when she does nothing but pose for selfies on her Insta-Ham Show claiming that posing with cats is charity work and she should be paid by the public to do it.

Howard loves to brag in the press about the big money he makes from Sirius yet he has to sell shirts, totes, and even tried to get Helen the Cat Toys marketed but that laid a giant egg. The guy will have to continue working forever to pay for those properties until he can unload them with the Hamptons house being emptied out and the Florida Fortress was never furnished. Beth's only shown some obscure or blurry photos of one room with an old couch in it, an old crummy floor lamp and some cat cages along walls, some random wicker furniture and it's just pathetic.

Yes, Beth with the dot com commercial website hoping to make some dough as she
scours the freebie donation bins at the charity that pays her salary as their useless
spokesperson and board member, the North Shore Animal League that snatches
animals from other states for publicity while the animals in their own area die at
county kill shelters. Thanks, Beth, who thinks taking selfies with cats is charity work.

Now, onto today's killer Stern show.

Howard tried to have Beth keep plugging Lucky Charms and the company kept blocking
their calls. So now he's onto plugging this crap hoping someone will use Big Booty Beth
in one of their ads.

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