Duned

Howard Stern talked on his satellite radio show today about how only good-looking people should play in those teen romantic movies and then he talked about himself trying to downplay his massive ego and how he looked on the big screen in his old loser one-shot movie called "Private Parts" saying he was ugly when everyone knows he already had one nose job when that movie was filmed and afterwards raced to the doctor to get a second nose job because the first one didn't take after he saw himself on that big silver screen. Cher did the same thing and now her nose is too tiny for her big face but Howard hardly has that problem.

Yet, the real reason he brought up this whole issue about looks is because he saw the stellar hit movie remake of DUNE a million times and he is now DUNED for good dreaming about the new rising star Timothée Chalamet who graced the red carpet at the Oscars this past weekend as all the old guard like Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Hugh Jackman have been given pink slips by Fame. Yeah, they've been replaced. No wonder Howard moved Beth to Florida. He needs to be alone with his fantasies about being marooned on a desert island with Charming Chalamet. Ha.

Okay, calm down, everyone. 

Now onto today's Stern show excerpts.

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