Deliberately Boring

I took that phrase from a recent Russell Brand video in relation to Joe Biden when he gets up on a platform to do his public Presidential speeches and he wondered if Biden was being deliberately boring and trying to bore the life out of people when I thought it totally applies to Howard Stern and his stale Sirius satellite radio show. I mean, his boring show has to be intentional, right?

That's why this famous blogger Dame Beth-Man only transcribes excerpts from Howard's stale show because it's so boring, I mean, a lot of people do not have a Sirius subscription and you can rest assured that you are not missing anything. Those who do subscribe basically are hearing the old archived shows featuring Sting and Trudy or some other equally dismal interview or old musical guests no one wants to hear ever again. Yeah, I know, plus the Stern show bits with those awful losers he hires are just garbage filler material that Howard's staff have to keep plugging on Twitter or somewhere, but hey, it's a living for these guys who would end up emptying trash cans at a bowling alley if not for the Stern show. So that's why this blogger does not do a boring rundown of everything that happens on the Stern show but only provides key excerpts of the best of Howard's boring shows just to keep up on what idiocy creeps into the scripted borecast.

Here's today's Stern show excerpts.

More Covid invasion casualties?

It seems more and more people are dropping dead of a cancer that either returns after years of being in remission or it pops up overnight and the victim doesn't even have time for chemo and the family is writing the obit within days of diagnosis. Even Bruce Willis suddenly has a debilitating disease that has sidelined his big career of doing the same movie over and over again. 

Got vaxxed?

Beth is still out of work update

Beth still is breaking her own record of being unemployed since the Covid invasion and Fame took that opportunity to run and hide wearing a mask hoping it won't be noticed by Beth Buttinsky as she has been snubbed by everyone on the planet and is just busy moving to Florida permanently with the snakes and bugs and iguanas roaming around with Howard tucked away in his apartment in the city with him darting back and forth to the Hamptons sinking ship to record his stale satellite radio shows as the house may be facing the auction block soon if he can't score any legit offers.

Beth's nemesis Carson Kressley has been hosting the Wendy Williams Show in her absence until that midget lady with the snarky irritating personality Sherri Shepherd takes over permanently.

Carson and Vivica J. Fox are guest hosting the Wendy Williams show with no
Beth on the schedule as a guest host. Carson stole Beth's job hosting the Hero
Dog Awards when Beth got canned and Vivica was a presenter, then Carson stole
Beth's spot on Celebrity Big Brother and talks are reportedly underway with the
Hallmark Channel after they dumped Beth from their Kitten Bowl to have
Carson host a reboot of that show. I guess we'll have to wait and watch
what happens with the Big Beth Snubola Report as this situation develops.

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