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Monday, March 28, 2022

Beautiful People

I hope no one missed the Timothée Chalamet Shirtless Show at the 94th Academy Awards ceremony last night in Los Angeles, when he stole the show and sent all the ladies and old queens into a coma over his strikingly good looks. He looked more like a gorgeous supermodel instead of just a mere actor working for wages. 

Since his movie "Dune" won a bunch of Oscars, there was some insider drama surrounding the Oscar nominations since everyone wanted to gift Chalamet an Oscar just for his mere presence in "Dune" let alone for his stellar acting ability and many are saying he was deserving of an Oscar but was snubbed because Will Smith the $cience Lover, already had a deal with the Oscars and the staged drama with slapping Chris Rock, so Chalamet could not even be nominated. It's almost like the running boring horrible joke Jimmy Kimmel has with Matt Damon and dissing him all the time. It's tiresome and staged but there is a history there with them sparring for publicity. In any case, the ones winning the top awards have to have all competition eliminated and well, the highest bidder wins and let the stunts begin.

Timothée sent many lesser beings back into the shadows phoning their selfie doctors with their egos and self-esteem smashed into smithereens.


Timothée working the red carpet like a pro throwing up the hand signals
and shirtless. No wonder Howard Stern said he watched the
Oscars, not mentioning where County Worker Beth was.






We loved this red carpet couple, Nicole Kidman and her aged son but they both need new wigs and stylist. Nicole looked like a Carol Burnett sketch character with the full wig and goofy Bob Mackie designer outfit fit for a comedic performance. Well, she was nominated [and lost] for Best Actress playing Lucille Ball so maybe this dress was meant to be funny but she should've hidden that disgusting cavernous armpit area leading to her breasts like chunks of skin was removed or something. Gross.





Disappearing Breast Implants Update

I guess Beth Stern is finally in fashion with her disappearing breast implants since Nicole Kidman's were MIA too. Maybe they're on milk cartons and someone will spot them and return them to these people.



Beth Stern is always cleaning, whether it's emptying out her Hamptons house,
or cleaning beaches, fountains and pools, when everyone thought she just worked in the summer for the county.
One wonders where all her allowance goes.










Beth had her weirdo botched breast implants a few years ago and it's
always hilarious when Howard Stern always copies poses from the
famous gorgeous supermodel Heidi Klum.







Now, onto today's Stern show excerpts.











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