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Monday, December 27, 2021

Making Lemons into Lemigova

Everyone can always expect cutting-edge journalism from the Beth Fan Page and a blog entry about Martina Navratilova's wife was already on this famous blog and now she's back in the news because of the reboot of the Real Housewives of Miami because certain housewives have tried everything to be famous or infamous and their final option is horning in on the Real Housewives TV shows. 

The wife of Martina is on the Real Housewives of Miami and she is notoriously known as the "Black Widow" in the press, the 14th generation Marquis de la Turner, otherwise known as Julia Lemigova. However, apparently, Julia's hard times have not ended with her landing a wealthy tennis star but then a lot of these "purpose girls" [which allegedly includes Beth Ostrosky Stern], don't just want a fat bank account, they want a fat life, they want fame, they want to be celebrities not just rich and therein lies the problem with these women who are average-looking at best and profoundly untalented and can't do anything outside the bedroom and even that sometimes ends disastrously as in the case of Julia and the famous S&M bondage death of her boyfriend [client] with whom she became pregnant and had his child, Edouard Stern.

Yes, Julia was notoriously linked to the now-dead French financial mogul Edouard Stern, [wow, is he related to Howard Stern?], who was into extreme S&M bondage fetishes that ultimately ended up with his death at his residence in Geneva, Switzerland in 2005. For the story on this, reference the Beth Fan Page 9-7-2014.



Not sure these clothes are fugly enough. Beth and Julia have a lot in common with their
early awful modeling photos. It's obvious these two worked that dating ladder like
there's no tomorrow leaving a few casualties along the way.





Typical story of these "models" wanting fame and fortune. Like Beth Ostrosky Stern, her hubby
Howard failed to make her famous so now she just sits home collecting dough from her foundation
claiming that taking selfies with cats is charity work.




Is this the same woman? Major 'Real Housewives' makeover. Julia's got the facelift, nose job,
fake tanner, lost weight, new hair. Beth Stern may want to rethink this for herself and
sign on that dotted line and become a Real Housewife. She might get her giant makeover
paid by the network, or at least that salary advance can pay for it. But Beth couldn't
take being fair game in these scripted reality shows when everything is on the table - like
Beth's murky past with a Noel stuck in it.





Holiday Party Update

As blogged about on December 22, 2021, this famous blogger accepted the party invitation from Andy Cohen and we wore masks since Andy claimed to have had another covid invasion and now his Radio Andy stablemate Jeff Lewis had to compete by press releasing he also has a Covid but Jeff was in Los Angeles. Gotta avoid that LA area like there's a plague going on because there is.





New Year's Party Update

If I get any interesting New Year's party invitations I will post them here on a future blog entry, otherwise, I won't, but the Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio Andy Cohen is again hosting the New Year's ball drop in NYC with his buddy Anderson Cooper whose Mother of Darkness has passed the ball onto Beyoncé - we think - but she and her husband now have a private island to rival the late Mr. Epstein. Okay, well, Howard continues to be ignored each New Year's as he wonders how he will face the retirement ball drop once that contract renewal of his ends in 2026 and Stern gets dropped for good with Jennifer Witz hoping to see that day of days when she can party like it's 1999 hoping that when the Stern ball drops, it won't crush her foot.









Beth's Family Xmas Update

Beth O is with her Family O during this holiday season while God knows where her hubby Howard was/is when he just visits the Florida Fortress and Facelift Time Share since he doesn't want to claim it as a residence and pretty interesting, that Howard bought his Manhattan married bachelor's pad while married to his first wife Alison and then purchased the surrounding apartments for his GIRLFRIEND Beth O pre-nuptially. Isn't that interesting???? We are just waiting to see how many abodes Beth hangs onto post-marriage to Stern in that I mean when she becomes a widow.

However, the scuttlebutt at the time was that Howard never wanted to remarry but, as he stated publicly on his stale satellite radio show, that he had to appear emotionally stable by being married, as if he's some Johnny Depp party boy - what a laugh riot. Stern was an old geezer trolling NYC for a real model, like on the caliber of Cindy Crawford or Heidi Klum, or even one of the famous and young Playboy models, not the plastic surgeried freak porno stars that trolled through the stale Stern studios through the years when he was on the E Channel. But all he got was Beth O Nobody who moved into that married bachelor's pad almost immediately, like in 1999 when Howard was already divorced.

But, like with Julia Leningrad Lemon Lemigova, they just get old perverts as suckers to marry them, and yes, these types want marriage. That is the purpose girl goal. Marriage or mayhem and the mark usually picks marriage. I mean, what happened again to Edouard Stern? Oh gee, that was a mistake and had little to nothing to do with Ms. Lemigova. Now Martina's got her and has got her for life or 'til death they do part.



Who's your daddy, Noel Clare? Santa Klaus? Noël Noël .... la la la





Beth Stern Couch Model Update

Today, December 27, Beth the Couch Model just posted a new couch photo! Wow, what an amazing person she is. Also, I had forgotten that the famous couch model Beth O Stern actually appeared on a morning TV talk show called, "The Couch" which had to be made just for Beth, right? Yes, she loves finding new and interesting couches to pose on and since her properties are so large, no one knows when she will discover a new couch and pose on it and post it on her Instagram show where she sticks cats in the photos and counts that as charity work. Everyone is encouraged to donate to Beth's Furry Friends foundation so she can keep discovering couches and pretend to meditate or just pass out and then uploads the photos to her Instagram show. Yes, that's Beth the Couch Model's big life. I have blogged about it before on blog entries dated 11-16-18, 3-12-20, 1-11-20 and 12-19-21, to name a few.










Dame Beth-Man Update

Yes, I had a nice Christmas and got so many gifts I decided to rewrap them and re-gift them next year making sure I don't mix up the names and re-gift them to the people who gifted me the gifts in the first place.



Dame Beth-Man is all shopped out.





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