Bringing in the New Year

As we move into a new blogging year, I want to make sure all fans and followers of this famous blog know that there are bylaws already in place for persons reading this blog and for Dame Beth-Man's staff.

Yes, as readers already know, two Covids have been hired since the Covid invasion of March 2020 and this blog received the first ever award for that [see blog sidebar/bio] with Dame Beth-Man being honored for improving intergalactic relations.

One Covid answers phones and moderates comments and the other one is a content contributor. The Covids and my human staff work together and adhere to all bylaws. The Covids that work with us are tested daily to see if they can spread themselves onto humans without using a butter knife.

Dame Beth-Man and her staff wear masks while writing and we change in and out of our clothes each time we enter and leave our blogging room and sometimes just do our work in the nude to save time. Then we put on fresh clothes when leaving for the day so as not to carry around any Covids that may have inadvertently gotten attached to us. Even when we work from our own habitats, we adhere to these same rules of conduct to ensure the safety of ourselves and readers of this famous blog.

It is advised that anyone reading this blog going forward, adhere to these same rules and it's suggested that readers wear a mask while reading this blog and change your clothes when entering or exiting this blog page with some I hear just read the blog from a distance of six feet and use binoculars. 

I think if we all work together, the Covids will tire of our due diligence and go back to their planet or just invade other planets that are not as vigilant as us here on Earth but then again, not all of us here are human but other species and they spit in the face of bylaws. Bylaws Schmylaws, they say.

Pictured is a holiday snapshot of the Beth Fan Page office and writers
of Team Beth Fan Page. I love those little Covids huddled in Xmas stockings.
Hey, the Covids have families too.

I think that sums up the Beth Fan Page bylaws and the intent is to ensure that readers are safe when reading about Howard and Beth Stern and other stale celebrities who get STUCK with STERN and are forced to endure overly long and boring stale interviews on the Stern show that end up in PR disasters as in the case of the recent interview with Ben Affleck as blogged about on this famous blog.

Howard's boss Jennifer Witz has to corral and coerce certain celebs to appear on the stale Stern satellite radio show as she counts down the days when this current final contract renewal finally reaches its end in 2026 and Witz can finally put the Fritz on Stern's frizzy weave and that wife of his who looks like something the cat drug in while Howard sits in drag at his desk fretting over next year's shows hoping he can get his aged idiocy back on television and not just on the one-shot appearances on TV talk shows. 

Howard's wife Beth Ostrosky Stern has been getting zilch in the way of any red carpet events and as exclusively blogged about on December 11, 2021, apparently the Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowl is history too since Beth normally is already screeching about it by now with Super Bowl Sunday only another month away but Howard's obviously paused paying for any jobs for Beth and has really stopped paying for any glamour shots of the aged nobody and just recycles a bunch of photos he already took of her that are sitting idle on his computer waiting for someone to photoshop the hell out of them before he can shop them around to various media outlets or get her in some freebie local digital magazines. It's a whole thing.

New Year's Cards Update

As stated on this blog for the past week or so, I have been sharing some Christmas party invitations that I received and here are a few postcards I received for the New Year.

Beth Fan Page Predictions for 2022

So, what will the new year bring? Here's a brief list of what the new year may bring and the Beth Fan Page will keep Beth Fans updated throughout the year as well as blog about a host of other interesting things that pop up to keep all Beth Fans entertained and intertwined in the lives of celebrities including those two pesky pariahs, Howard and Beth Stern.

Happy New Year from mine to yours and someone else's.

Dame Beth-Man's New Year's resolution is a bit more long-term. 

Thanks, Norma!

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