Coded Christmas

Beth Ostrosky Stern did a very strange thing on her Instagram Show on 12-21-21, which is an interesting date in itself for numerology with all those numbers lining up like that, but she posted an old holiday card of her and her husband Howard Stern from 10 years ago as one wonders why she needed to post this now. Everyone is wondering what the coded message is here and why Beth did it. 

Well, let's dive a little deeper into this mystery. It looks like some old PR item that Howard already paid for and wanted to use it, like something for the Long Island Bulldog Rescue fundraiser or maybe something for the North Shore Animal League since those animals are thrown in there and that one striped cat and the black cat up in the corner were never Stern household cats anyway unless that's supposed to be Leon Bear in the corner, a cat that's since deceased. 

But Howard's a professional cheapskate and wouldn't spring for a professional photo or set up his own little iPhone tripod and take a picture himself for their "Holiday" card because the Jews hate Christmas. That's why Stern can't say it's a Christmas card and why Howard used to parade on the old David Letterman show dressed in drag around Christmas. It was a cut-low to the Christians. Howard is cheap and lazy and hardly sees Beth anyway and doesn't want to bother scheduling a meetup with her to do these photoshoots when someone can just photoshop a card using photos they already paid for.

It is obviously a painting photoshop of Howard, maybe from some old photo from their wedding that took place in October 2008, but that other photo is one that Howard paid for when he paid for the promotional piece in Vegas Magazine in 2010 when Beth was promoting her TV game reality show called "True Beauty" that was taped in Las Vegas.

So, what's the frequency, Beth? What's the Code? Well, let's look at the good ol' Gematria Calculator for some answers. I only selected the most interesting and relevant phrases. You can't make this stuff up, folks. Amazing.

History of Howard Stern Update

Remember when Howard was super mad with all the lowball bids he got for those loser wedding photos? He couldn't even score the big cover feature photo for the magazine!! HA. How funny is that?? That picture is super tiny on that cover. I guess they were hoping no one noticed it or they wouldn't buy the magazine.

Howard's Vacations Update

Ever wonder why Howard never leaves the country anymore? Well, he can't score any freebie corporate vacations anymore. Whenever he leaves the States, it's for a corporate free trip, like when he and Beth hiked to Mexico to that wild pig resort and geez, Beth shows up in a tabloid plugging it. Reference the Beth Fan Page, March 14, 2020 for that exclusive story when the Sterns horned in on a free vacation in December 2019 and Beth got a write up in Closer magazine plugging it. Same with the only honeymoon Beth got from Howard when he was taping "Son of a Beach" in Hawaii and there was Beth. Years later, Howard said on his radio show that he had to buy up all the paparazzi photos and negatives since his kids weren't ready to see daddy with Bethie. Come on, such bullshit. That's why Beth never got a honeymoon post-wedding, she got one already circa 1999 in Hawaii - a freebie trip paid by the studio footing the bill for that loser failed series that had to cease and desist copying from Baywatch via a letter from an attorney. Yeah, threaten Stern with a lawsuit and you'll see him runnin'. He sold off the rights to that loser show and was bought out so that's why he will never plug it or talk about it ever again because he makes no money plugging it. If you want Howard to show up anywhere, someone else had better pay for it or somehow, he'll stuff a stray cat in a suitcase and claim it's a charity rescue mission.

Howard hobnobs with the corporate cronies since he plugs these resorts on his stale radio show
and likes to complain about them if he isn't treated well enough. Howard has rehashed these
vacation stories several times on his stale radio show about the ants in his hotel and some other
time some masseuse hit on Beth - a bunch of stale beach vacation stories when these trips
are freebie corporate gifts like all his vacations outside the U.S.

Beth's Bogus Height Update

Beth has been exposed more than a few times on this blog about her height. She and Howard always claimed Beth was 5'10" with Beth saying she is actually just under 5'11" when in reality, she's about 5'8" with an overly long upper body and thick legs.

Savior of Sirius Update

Andy Cohen press released that the Covids have invaded him for a second time and I guess he's none too happy when word on the street is that Andy loves it when he's invaded.

Jennifer Witz reportedly wined and dined and paid Andy to stay on the air for more shows this holiday season because he's the one bringing in new subs, not that Holiday Horninsky Howard Stern who she finally got furloughed until next year when everyone hopes a gang of Covids sneak down Stern's chimney and lock him in his bargain basement radio bunker for good with Beth pretending to rescue him while she's in her Florida time share with the O Family and doesn't give a damn.

Holiday Invitation Update

As blogged about on December 15 and 19, Dame Beth-Man is sharing some of her party invitations she is receiving this year. This is one that I received from the Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio, Andy Cohen, and yes, I accepted this one.

Was anyone afraid of getting a Covid from Andy at the party?
No; we all wore masks.

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