Norm was the one who reportedly introduced Artie Lange to Howard as a permanent co-host because that was a part of Howard's original deal with Sirius, that he find a permanent comedic cohost because they were not going to have the same stale Stern show from terrestrial radio transfer to satellite with him only talking with Robin Quivers.
Norm was always an odd looking person but as Howard Stern mentioned on Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, he was known for his hilarious impersonation of Burt Reynolds when he did the Jeopardy game show bit on SNL.
Norm was buddies with Artie Lange and the backstory is, Sirius was not going to let Howard Stern sit at a microphone droning on and on with Robin Quivers cackling at his stale jokes. Sirius was looking for a co-host for Howard since that was never Robin's role. She was always the news reader and nothing else. It was that Howard needed someone to talk to on the air and not just talk to dead air, a.k.a., his audience on the other side of that radio dial. So, it was a big search for a co-host that could be funny and liven up the show. Sirius did not want just a repeat of Howard's terrestrial radio show that he did forever and it was more than stale and needed a shot of adrenaline. The Sirius execs decided on Artie Lange.
Now onto excerpts from Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show.
Elton John is Not "Still Standing"
The "I'm Still Standing" singer is no longer standing but suffered a bad fall resulting in the cancellation of the 89th year of his farewell concert tour until 2023. He might need hip surgery and we all know what happened with Prince who reportedly delayed having hip surgery and stated he damaged his joints from all his dancing on stage and jumping off of pianos and later dropped dead in an elevator at his Paisley Park home and studio in Minnesota.
We know Captain Fantastic used to do almost the same thing on stage but settled down over the years. It's been reported by alleged insiders that Elton's long-time husband who also heads their management company, Rocket Entertainment Group [which includes talent like Ed Sheeran], was hoping to overwork the aged performer thinking he may die on stage so he could collect the concert tour insurance money and Elton's entire estate while sending the kids to boarding school and taking off to the Italian Riviera with his blonde boy toy. This story is developing but we hope it doesn't get overdeveloped and the negatives ruined.
"America's Got Talent" Finale Update
America's Got Talent has ended for the summer season after breaking ratings records with Heidi Klum stealing the show and the red carpet. Heidi's name still shines brightly on the fame marquee and nothing can dim her bulb.
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| Heidi Klum is a supermodel and superstar that is still in demand on that red carpet while the closest Beth Stern can get to a red carpet is when she trips over her huge feet delivering strawberries to Howard when he's on the air in his bargain basement radio bunker. |
Still Standing in California Update
Pointy-headed Newsom is still standing in the Golden State and defeated all pretenders to his throne that he sits on at the French Laundry eatery in Napa Valley. Newsom ate at the ritzy restaurant during the height of the covid lockdowns and masking when Newsom ignored all that and had a nice birthday meal with his First Partner since everyone thinks they are a same-sex couple in that they love the same sex so are considered only partners and not husband and wife in the traditional sense since the wife lives in Sacramento with the kids and her mother while Newsom lives in Sonoma County. Californians are happy that nothing will change in the state and they can roast marshmallows over an open wildfire racing through their town any day of the week while waking up to fresh smoke filling their lungs as they take in a deep breath of brown air all ready to start their day of masking and checking their temp every four hours and marking down the days on their calendar for the next vax software rollout update. Once those sensors are placed in every store and building, there will be no need for a vax card since you will light up on that panel like radar picks up planes on a control panel by air traffic controllers since that's what we all look like on those monitors, like specks of light all over the place barely missing each other as we fly around stores doing our shopping.
Super Sirius Superstar Jenny McCarthy Update
Elon Musk reportedly wants Jenny McCarthy launched inside one of his satellites as she ends her show with Sirius satellite radio but is still a superstar on television with the "Masked Singer". Of course Howard had hoped to afford a second wife like Jenny but since he is a castrated cheapskate, well, there wasn't much hope of getting anyone but a globally unknown model who modeled frizzy perms in a Korean hairstyling salon.
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