Howard Stern doesn't have the cash or clout to score a ticket to the world's biggest fashion and entertainment event and his employer SiriusXM would never foot the bill for a table just so Howard's wife can pretend she's a model walking that red carpet.
So, on today's stale Stern satellite radio show he has the nerve to bring up the Met Gala as if it's a big mystery as to why he is never invited, well, you have to fork over some cabbage, Howard, which is something you don't have and you claim your wife is a globally famous model when no one's heard of her including the world famous American Vogue Editor Anna Wintour.
Here are today's show excerpts.
Beth's Met Gala Meltdown Update
Beth continued her insanity today what with having the nerve to post insane photos of herself taken by her resident crappy iPhone photographer Howard Stern. I mean, no wonder Beth was ignored and barred from any Hamptons events since 2019 when in spite of the Covid invasion, events were still happening all over the place and obviously everything is back in full swing on the red carpet front but Beth has been completely ignored in all magazines published in the Hamptons and otherwise and was not invited to any Hamptons events this summer. Gee, no mystery here.
I hope Jimmy Kimmel and his wife enjoyed Beth showing off for them playing model since that is all Howard does is have Beth play model all the time because he just placates her insanity but it feeds his ego too pretending she is a model. No model weighs 158 lbs with weird golf ball breast implants and enormous thick legs. And Howard wonders why he isn't getting any TV or movie job offers, as if it's a mystery. I mean, he thinks he married Heidi Klum when it looks like he married Heidi's German Shepherd.
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| One wonders when Howard took these gems. He probably sent them to the editor of Social Life Magazine and they threw these horse pix in the garbage and changed their contact information. |
Helen Rose Stern the Therapy Cat Update
As exclusively blogged about on this blog and mentioned on the blog sidebar, the Sterns publicly press released that their new cat Helen Rose Stern [the name chosen to rewrite history and cause confusion since Helen is Howard's drag name as noted on this blog sidebar] would become a therapy cat when this blogger exclusively revealed that no such thing exists. Cats are homebodies and do not like to socialize and be carted around and introduced to strangers and would scrape up and attack people in group homes causing major lawsuits, although, I bet the former Governor Andrew Cuomo would have thought it was great.
After blogging about this issue about Helen never having functioned as a therapy cat, thus, exposing the Sterns as apparent liars or just never intending on going through with it, they just needed some publicity since they do nothing, go nowhere, and have no jobs, just Howard sitting on that donut in his chair on the air for an overly long and boring satellite radio show since he refuses to hire any real talent for his channels.
Anyway, Beth finally addresses this in her current ghostwritten blog for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), where they pay her a salary as their useless spokesperson. Beth blames Covid for not having Helen be a therapy cat when they announced this little gimmick way before the Covid invasion. Nice try, Beth, you're a faker and never intended on having Helen be a therapy cat because it would've been a huge failure and debacle and would entail you being vertical for more than a few hours at one time.
Here is an excerpt and the link to Beth's NSAL blog dated September 13, 2021 - yep, Met Gala day since she has to pretend she is too busy and important to attend when all she does is bark orders at her ghostwriter:
" ... Howard had fallen hard for Helen Rose and begged me to keep her. I agreed and was going to make her a therapy cat. Then Covid happened and she never made it to work. Instead, she worked from home, the way a lot of folks did, and became a superstar. She has truly helped us smile during quarantine, and she’s done the same for my IG followers. So, I guess she did become a therapy cat: Ours! And yours!"
https://www.animalleague.org/blog/beths-blog/when-less-adoptable-means-more-lovable/
Beth blamed Covid for Helen not being a therapy cat when they adopted her in July 2019, well before the Covid lockdowns. And what's her excuse NOW? Silence. She has none.
This blogger exclusively reported on the Helen the Therapy Cat situation and Beth finally addresses it in her blog dated September 13, 2021. Oh, yeah, the Met Gala date when she has to pretend she's busy doing other things, oh, saving lives, ha ha ha, she's an ignored failed model. What a meltdown she had this year. I guess she thought she had a real chance this year because a lot of celebs didn't show up because it was held in September when most are back to work - like Andy Cohen who normally escorts Sarah Jessica Parker to the event - but the Sterns don't work so thought they had a chance. Well, they were still snubbed. Howard isn't rich enough nor relevant enough to score a table let alone a chair at the Met Gala event.
The Sterns' press released that Helen the Cat would be a therapy cat in August 2019, well before the Covid Invasion yet Beth blames Covid on Helen not becoming a therapy cat.
This blogger exclusively tracked the Helen the Therapy Cat story. Reference the following Beth Fan Page blog entries as examples:
August 11, 2019, "Therapy Cat People."
September 17, 2019, "Cats vs Cowell."
August 8, 2020, "C.A.B."
May 3, 2021, "Florida Fortress Fundraiser."
As reported on the Beth Fan Page, February 2, 2020, "Super Bowl Sunday Sitz Bath Suspense," Beth documented an incident on her Instagram show when she almost killed Helen Rose the failed therapy cat in a bathtub drowning. She claimed the cat just happened to fall into the tub when she was filling it with water. Yeah, wanna blame that on Covid too, Beth???
On the Beth Fan Page, March 15, 2016, "Barren Beth Bothers Children," Beth had a bunch of Yoda the cat plush toys made that failed to launch so she forced a bunch of kids in her sister-in-law's school where her two kids go and handed them out. What happened to the merchandizing of Yoda, Beth?? Are you going to blame it on Covid again?? I guess Howard could count those plush Yoda toys as a business loss.
Superstar Supermodel Heidi Klum Update
Where are the Sterns on their red carpet?? Nowhere. They are not invited anywhere and have no reason to be on a red carpet while superstar supermodel Heidi Klum is front and center on the red carpet of "America's Got Talent".
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| Gosh. Two Heidi's could fit into chunky Beth Stern. |
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